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Sunday Morning

burn97

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Sunday Morning

Picture it: rural area, Sunday morning, church is packed and the devil decides to pay a visit.

The doors burst open, and a roiling black cloud rolls in with the devil in its midst. People jump out of the pews and run outdoors, screaming - all except for two. One is the Pastor, the other is an elderly farmer.

Satan is a bit perplexed. He points to the Pastor and says, "You! I can understand why you didn't run away, you are in your Lord's house, you preach against me everyday and you aren't afraid of me. But YOU (points to the farmer), why didn't you run out scared like everyone else?"

The farmer crosses one leg over the other and drawls, "Why, I'm surprised you don't recognize me...I've been married to your sister for 36 years
 

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I don't get it, as usual, because I am slow. Yes, I'm asking for a kind person to explain! (Don't you hate doing that? LOL.)

EDIT: Okay, now I think I have an idea. It has nothing to do with the man being a farmer, right? He's just a man who is married to someone he didn't like so he wanted to say that his wife and Satan are in the same family. Is this the joke? I was originally thinking of what a farmer had to do with this. Again, someone please confirm or correct.
 
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