Stupid things Siri says

[Spiritlight]

Whats your funny responses to questions from Siri?


Today when questioning my iPhone I asked:

Q. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

A. A so called 'woodchuck' (correctly speaking, a groundhog) would chuck- that is throw- as much as the woodchuck in question was physically able to chuck (ibid.) If woodchucks in general had the capability and presumably the motivation to chuck wood.

Attempt 2

Q. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A. well since a 'woodchuck' is a groundhog, the correct question would be:
How many pounds in a groundhog's mound when a groundhog pounds hog mounds?

 

[JustSy]

That's interesting.

I remember asking Siri, "What's the day after next Thursday?" The response was something like, "I'm sorry, I can't find any adult shops."

I shared it with my family and we all laughed.

 

[Joshua Breeze]

Ha ha. Siri, I'm sure she makes these things up.

 

[JustSy]

Ha ha. Siri, I'm sure she makes these things up.

Sounds like she does. Have you had a funny or embarrassing moment using Siri?

 

[BlueLioness]

Whats your funny responses to questions from Siri?


Today when questioning my iPhone I asked:

Q. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

A. A so called 'woodchuck' (correctly speaking, a groundhog) would chuck- that is throw- as much as the woodchuck in question was physically able to chuck (ibid.) If woodchucks in general had the capability and presumably the motivation to chuck wood.

Attempt 2

Q. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A. well since a 'woodchuck' is a groundhog, the correct question would be:
How many pounds in a groundhog's mound when a groundhog pounds hog mounds?

 

[BlueLioness]

Whats your funny responses to questions from Siri?


Today when questioning my iPhone I asked:

Q. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

A. A so called 'woodchuck' (correctly speaking, a groundhog) would chuck- that is throw- as much as the woodchuck in question was physically able to chuck (ibid.) If woodchucks in general had the capability and presumably the motivation to chuck wood.

Attempt 2

Q. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A. well since a 'woodchuck' is a groundhog, the correct question would be:
How many pounds in a groundhog's mound when a groundhog pounds hog mounds?

What in the world is Siri...

 

[BlueLioness]

Today when questioning my iPhone I asked:

What in the world is an IPhone...

 

[MoneyGuy]

Siri is a pretty lady. Saw her on The Big Bang Theory.

Try supercalafragalisticexpialadoshus.

 

[circuitrider]

You wonder why the iPhone gurus at Apple spent time putting in the funny answers that Siri gives to some questions.

If you ask Siri to sing for you twice the second time she will start to sing "If I only had a brain" from wizard of oz.

 

[TemekaRetana]

I hope they update it soon...she always sounds so funny..and yeah...the costumes should really be made available for free..

 

[DaisyDay]

Susan Bennett Is Voice Of Siri, Reveals Why Sounds Snippy | TIME.com

 

[nstinson2004]

I've used iPhones for 3 years now and I have yet to use Siri :-(

 

[Andres88]

Q. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

A. A so called 'woodchuck' (correctly speaking, a groundhog) would chuck- that is throw- as much as the woodchuck in question was physically able to chuck (ibid.) If woodchucks in general had the capability and presumably the motivation to chuck wood.

Boy, do I like tonguetwisters!

I've never had the chance to use Siri.

 

[thelayrambler]

My favorite funny thing that Siri says is when you tell her "I need to hide a body". The results are hilarious!

 

[Odetta]

Lol! I just did that one. "What, again?"

My kids have asked her, "Will you marry me?" Repeatedly. And each time she has a different answer as to why not.

The also ask her knock knock jokes. My kids have a lot of fun with Siri. Great for long car rides.

 

[Salsa_1960]

I keep asking her to sing for me, but she won't. :-(