Stupid/Real Warning Labels found on everyday items.. this is funny!

[Aprill]

One of my favorites..it's not a warning but still:

Has your phone been disconnected? Call 1-800-4-APHONE

but here are some:
"Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
"Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.

"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.

 

[frettr00]

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-- Albert Einstein

 

[mebemike]

24 beers in a case, 24 hours a day. coincidence?

 

[Pink Angel]

One of my favorites..it's not a warning but still:

Has your phone been disconnected? Call 1-800-4-APHONE

but here are some:
"Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
"Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.

"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.

haha lol you went looking at all your appliances around your house, huh??

 

[DJ B.K.]

That's gotta be fake!

 

[BillH]

When I was a teenager (um, 18... yeah, I was 18... and I most certainly did not cross the county line to do so...) I bought my share of fireworks. My favorite were the warning labels that said "Not for indoor use"

 

[Aprill]

haha lol you went looking at all your appliances around your house, huh??

Actually I googled it

 

[Redstiletto]

That's gotta be fake!

This one is real though....



my friend Brandon took that picture.

 

[BAFRIEND]

Thank goodness there is a warning label on my can of shaving creme warning me not to throw the can in a fire.

 

[tinamariebb]

On my daughters hylands teething tabs it has one-
As with any drug, if you are pregnant or nursing a baby, seek the advice of a licensed health care professional before using. Uh, I got these in the baby aisle from next to baby orajel... they are for babies/toddlers. I just think the warning is pretty unneeded, unless the baby is somehow pregnant... I really don't see me being way past any teething, wanting to take these.
But my crutches have no warning label, just weight limits, hmmm?

 

[outhwaar]

We bought some clothes for our children. The warning label said "In the interest of safety, keep your children away from fire and flames". We put it on the fridge, to help us remember that good safety tip.

 

[Pink Angel]

wow....thats um...wow shouldnt you keep kids away from fire...anways...i guess thats the pointe of this blog lol

 

[CounselorRich]

If an action is completely brainless & idiotic--chances are--someone somewhere has tried to do it!!! I love this type of humor because it shows how messed up we humans can really be!!! I'm sure we have all done stupid things. That could be another interesting thread to start in an appropriate forum (not sure which one)--to name something completely stupid that we have actually done. Good way to break the ice.

 

[faerieevaH]

On my daughters hylands teething tabs it has one-
As with any drug, if you are pregnant or nursing a baby, seek the advice of a licensed health care professional before using. Uh, I got these in the baby aisle from next to baby orajel... they are for babies/toddlers. I just think the warning is pretty unneeded, unless the baby is somehow pregnant... I really don't see me being way past any teething, wanting to take these.
But my crutches have no warning label, just weight limits, hmmm?

Hey... I had that warning label on my box of prenatal vitamins: if you are pregnant or breastfeeding, consult a healthcare professional before taking it.

It are PRENATAL vitamins. If I wasn't pregnant or breastfeeding, why would I be taking them in the first place?

 

[ScottBot]

Gotta love that cream-flavored cream......

 

[ScottBot]

THis one speaks for itself. Thank you Captain Obvious.

 

[CrystalBrooke]

Ben's mom had a hair dryer that said something about not using it while asleep...I'd like to know how that one came about.

 

[CrystalBrooke]

Hey... I had that warning label on my box of prenatal vitamins: if you are pregnant or breastfeeding, consult a healthcare professional before taking it.

It are PRENATAL vitamins. If I wasn't pregnant or breastfeeding, why would I be taking them in the first place?

actually that one makes sense, it's good for women to take pre natal vitamins even if they're not pregnant.