Bill Screamed whilst the Surgeon closed the door behind him and Pinged his rubber Gloves..
'' here Billi Billi Billi, Muhahahahah ''
'' here Billi Billi Billi, Muhahahahah ''
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But just then the 'real' surgeon came in and they removed the horrid imposter who was really a sadistic mad scientist who was collecting body parts for his next Frankelsteener.
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the real surgeon went to the operating table to fin dthat Bill had already Escaped! He walked over to the open windwo......
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dow and Bill was already halfway down a bunch o' sheets he had tied together.....and you know what he did?! He threw a water glove at the surgeon, and splashed him right in his face!! 
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the surgeon fell backwards and managed to get poked in the eye by the glove !!! oh No !!
Bill laughed and reached the end of the Sheet Rope..
Bill laughed and reached the end of the Sheet Rope..
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But much to his chagrin Bill discovered there was something at the end of the rope...
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The Surgeons Wife had been called and didnt look best pleased !!
She was in a rage throwing stuff around the room until she noticed Bill peering in through the window...
She was in a rage throwing stuff around the room until she noticed Bill peering in through the window...
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She noticed that Bills eye was the perfect color and size to replace the eye of the surgeon...
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soooo ! she did something. ! and then decided she didnt know what she was going to do and was therefore left in a daze !
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all of a sudden Bill stopped daydreaming and picked up the note under the car. Opened it and it said....
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there is buried treasure buried beneath your Wifes Mums House.. Go Blow Up the House making sure you evacuate all the residents first !!
Bill considered the Note to be fake but....
Bill considered the Note to be fake but....
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he got everyone out of the house, call the big wolf (who BTW was having dinner with the three pigs) and had him blow up the house. Just in case the note was real.
And it was because therewas an other note saying.....
And it was because therewas an other note saying.....
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" Thankyou very much for removing this listed building, we can no begin work on our 18 storey car park, Signed the Local Council. "
Bill began to weep because he had just swollowed a fly. At That moment the big wolf came out from behind the wreckage.....
Bill began to weep because he had just swollowed a fly. At That moment the big wolf came out from behind the wreckage.....
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