Time-out!
I thought I'd run the story as it reads so far....
Once upside-down bats were living in a cave.
One day I decided to go to the church named The Church since it was the weekend.
There behind the door was a man with the Bible in the hand.
Suddenly a mist came into the room filled smoke from above his nose.
One day a partridge flew over the burnt bush in Afganistan looking for someone named Osama bin Blown up the man.
I truly puked because I remembered what eating leftovers tastes like.
Yesterday my mom exploded.
I shouldn't look at ugly ducklings.
Mr. Roboto ran the Boston Marathon stopping only once for a jelly-donut then realized he didn't have any money because he was wearing spandex!!
He decided to swim up the creek to the boat in Jalalabad to get another apple and an orange to carry home.
Suddenly Jesus appeared from Argentina where he stood masticating then he dropped a shoe in his soup because he was showing everyone his old guitar case he had three of them when he finally said "Amazing Grace".
Then Walter Cronkite came running into make-up powder to look
I assume it's a work of fiction.....
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