Story game ll

[Childlike]

Meanwhile, down on earth in a little bity town where everyone knows yer name...

 

[Mallory Knox]

A baby was born. Its name was...

 

[lucypevensie]

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. He was famous for his skill in breeding and training pet rocks.

 

[allieisme]

wow you leave for a bit, then the story goes way off

But the pet rocks were really dumb and...

 

[altya]

sorry to say, very 'rocky' and hard as stone.

 

[Mallory Knox]

So John gave up on the rocks and took up soccer instead. Being 6'4" he tried nets and he found he had tremendous talent as a goalkeeper and quickly advanced through the ranks...

 

[Childlike]

It was time for the tourniment, and he was prepared, but there was this girl in the crowd who

 

[Mallory Knox]

flashed him in overtime, distracting him, and he let in a REEEEALY bad golden goal. Like, the kind of golden goal you would be annoyed at your four-year-old daughter for letting in. So he was cut from the team and sent home in disgrace. When he got there he found...

 

[sparrow]

a strange parcel on his doorstep. In it was...

 

[Mallory Knox]

A beautiful snow globe. He shook it and...

 

[lucypevensie]

...as he did so he noticed that the weather began to change--just like the scene in the snow globe!

 

[sparrow]

He shook it really hard and something very strange began to happen to the air around him....

 

[Recede]

The air became....BREATHABLE!!!

 

[Mallory Knox]

He took of his gas mask and took deep breaths. He had never breathed real air before and...

 

[Childlike]

shook this globe again. It was weird, this globe seemed to have some sort of powers...he looked to see who the sender of this globe was and

 

[Childlike]

he noticed what seemed like a large hand surrounding him. He looked up and saw that, HE WAS INIDE THE SNOW GLOBE!!! "No wonder there are so many earth quakes and blizards! Sheesh!" he exclaimed.

 

[SeRapH&CheRi]

What was even stranger was that he also had the exact same snow globe in his hand and oddities of all oddities, he could see himself inside the snow globe!!!

 

[Goldfish]

looking at himself in an even smaller globe.

 

[lucypevensie]

He set the globe down on the ground and said, "Well, as long as it's snowing I might as well get my toboggan out!"

 

[Gerry]

So with a running flying leap he went racing downhill, headfirst, at an alarming rate of speed.