stocking stuffers

[SweetBella]

a fun practical joke... a stocking full of black coal.... has anyone ever heard that saying "all you're getting is some coal for Christmas?"

 

[HeatherJay]

a fun practical joke... a stocking full of black coal.... has anyone ever heard that saying "all you're getting is some coal for Christmas?"

Here in the south, lol, our parents always threatened us with a stocking full of switches.


I bought Mark another present today, but it'd make a good stocking stuffer, too. I got him a Hot Headz hat and 2 pairs of socks (they're really warm and waterproof and all that stuff). He likes to hunt and fish, and it's camo, so he'll really like it, I hope.

 

[WalksWithChrist]

i need help... what are some ideas for stocking stuffers for a husband?

Drop some chickin wings in there!!

Try putting a couple gift certs to his favorite stores. If he eats meat, beef jerky. If he doesn't, tofu jerky. My brother loves to get Slim Jims in his stocking. Oh! If he has any gadgets, toss some batteries in that sucker. It'll make it heavy, but that's ok. And maybe a remote control coozy.

One year I actually bought my dad a little stocking and stuffed that bad boy full of coal...my mom just about busted a gut over that. LOL

 

[Redguard]

I'm surprised nobody said "Viagra" yet. That would be pretty funny... just as long as it's not in MY stocking.

 

[WalksWithChrist]

I'm surprised nobody said "Viagra" yet. That would be pretty funny... just as long as it's not in MY stocking.

I think you are taking the "stuffer" in stocking stuffer a little *too* literally. IBTL?

 

[Redguard]

I think you are taking the "stuffer" in stocking stuffer a little *too* literally. IBTL?

IBTL!!

 

[WalksWithChrist]

IBTL!!

You seriously need to do up some IBTL graphics....

 

[Redguard]

You seriously need to do up some IBTL graphics....

Good idea! I think I'll work on some tonight.

 

[Redguard]

Did a Google search and found this...

 

[WalksWithChrist]

Did a Google search and found this...

Sweet!!

 

[SweetBella]

i thought of another good stocking stuffer---concert tickets.

 

[Stringaling]

Call me ignorant--but what is IBTL?

 

[WalksWithChrist]

Call me ignorant--but what is IBTL?

IBTL = In Before The Lock. I didn't know what it meant either until Redguard schooled me. If someone posts something (gee I don't know...that's kinda racy maybe? hee hee) that may lock or close the thread, any post after that is IBTL.

 

[Addicted2~Jesus]

i need help... what are some ideas for stocking stuffers for a husband?

DWT

I thought bout shovin my foot in my wifes stockin last year but didn't think it carried the same weight, you might stick your foot in there an nuthin else an tell em he can have whats in his stockin Might oughta let em have it before Christmas mornin though hehe

 

[GutterRat]

 

[WalksWithChrist]

And you can always be slick and slip real presents into the stocking too. Like jewelry (if he wants some and if it's in budget!), cuff links, nice pen...stuff like that.

 

[GutterRat]

Candy. that's what I love in my stocking. My mom used to always STUFF the stocking full of candy. Gotta love mom!

 

[Redguard]

My wife put an XBOX game in my stocking last year.

 

[WalksWithChrist]

Candy. that's what I love in my stocking. My mom used to always STUFF the stocking full of candy. Gotta love mom!

Ditto. Cordial cherries do it for me.

 

[eturner74]

Does he still wear them for you?

That was a good one