St. Peter is very busy in Heaven, so he leaves a signby the Pearly Gates: "For Service Ring Bell." Awayhe goes; he barely gets started when BING! the bellrings. He rushes back to the gates, but no one'sthere.St. Peter goes back to work when suddenly BING! thebell rings again. He rushes back to the gates, butno one's there. A little annoyed, St. Peter goes backto work.Suddenly, BING! the bell rings again. St. Peter goesback; again, no one's there. "Okay, that's it," St.Peter says. "I'm going to hide and watch to see what'sgoing on." So St. Peter hides, and a moment later, alittle old man walks up and rings the bell.St. Peter jumps out and yells, "Aha! Are you the guywho keeps ringing the bell?""Yes, that's me," the little old man says."Well, why do you keep ringing the bell and goingaway?" St. Peter asks."They keep resuscitating me," he replies
