i heard this the other day from my sunday school teacher. it's kinda funny, not hilarious but it is good.
There were three different churches that had squirrel problems. They had gotten into the rafters of the church and were running around scurrying back and forth during the services and annoying everyone. The first church was a Presbyterian church who decided the squirrels were predestined to live there so they let them be. The Methodist church gathered all the squirrels up in human traps and released them into the wild. Well the squirrels came back. The Baptist church was the only group to get rid of them, they voted them in as members and baptized them. Now they only see them on Easter and Christmas.
There were three different churches that had squirrel problems. They had gotten into the rafters of the church and were running around scurrying back and forth during the services and annoying everyone. The first church was a Presbyterian church who decided the squirrels were predestined to live there so they let them be. The Methodist church gathered all the squirrels up in human traps and released them into the wild. Well the squirrels came back. The Baptist church was the only group to get rid of them, they voted them in as members and baptized them. Now they only see them on Easter and Christmas.
