Spider and Bug Jokes

[Winter_Rose]

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?
I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

What does a spider do when he gets angry?
He goes up the wall!

What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant?
Burgers and flies!

Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress?
They got married in the spring!

Why couldn't the butterfly go to the dance?
Because it was a moth ball!

Where's the best place to buy bugs?
A flea market!

 

[Lazarus Short]

Diner: "Hey, waiter - there's a fly in my soup!"

Waiter: "Can't be. We used them all in the raisin bread!"

 

[Winter_Rose]

Diner: "Hey, waiter - there's a fly in my soup!"

Waiter: "Can't be. We used them all in the raisin bread!"

Lol, I like that one.