So a woman gets pulled over by a policeman for speeding while on the highway. The policeman asks "Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?" She responds "I have no idea, why?" The cop responds by telling her that she was pulled over for speeding and then asks her for her driver’s license. The woman told the officer that she didn’t have a driver’s license because she lost it due to multiple DUIs. The officer then asked for her car insurance, the lady said she didn’t have car insurance because she had stolen the car. The cop then proceeded to ask if she had anything hiding in the car anywhere. She then told the officer she had just murdered someone and there was a body in the trunk. At this point the officer called for backup and soon the entire force arrived including the Chief of Patrol. The chief walked up to the car and decided to handle the situation himself.
The chief asked the woman if she had stolen the car. She acted surprised and said that she did not, and showed him her car insurance. The chief then asked if he could see her license. Immediately the woman showed him her license. Finally the chief asked the woman if she could open her trunk. She complied and when the chief went to check, it was empty. Confused the chief went back to the woman and told her that his officer told him that she had stolen the car, didn’t have a license, and even had a body in the trunk. The woman laughed and said "I bet that liar told you I was speeding too!"
The chief asked the woman if she had stolen the car. She acted surprised and said that she did not, and showed him her car insurance. The chief then asked if he could see her license. Immediately the woman showed him her license. Finally the chief asked the woman if she could open her trunk. She complied and when the chief went to check, it was empty. Confused the chief went back to the woman and told her that his officer told him that she had stolen the car, didn’t have a license, and even had a body in the trunk. The woman laughed and said "I bet that liar told you I was speeding too!"
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