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DancingwiththeAngels
The Hands and Feet of God
Sooooooooooo.......i did this in the other post and it looked really cool.....so i thought i'd put it on this post
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STARINELSON said:Hey, Tif, my stepdaughter is 15, too
wow....that's awesome.....15 is a pretty good age-but i have a feeling 16 will be MUCH better.....then i can finally drive alone!
~Tiffany
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DancingwiththeAngels
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RANDOM JOKE: kinda long but REALLY FUNNY!
Once there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans.She loved them but unfortunately, they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her.Then one day she met a man and fell in love.When it became apparent that they would marry she thought to herself, "He is such a sweet and gentle man, he would never go for this carrying on." She made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later her car broke down on the way home from work.Since she lived in the country she called her husband and told him that she would be late because she had to walk home.
On her way, she passed a small diner and the odor of the baked beans was more than she could stand.Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any ill effects by the time she reached home.So, she stopped at the diner and before she knew it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans.All the way home she putt-putted, and upon arriving home she felt reasonably sure she could control it.Her husband seemed excited to see her and exclaimed delightedly, "Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the table.She seated herself and just as he was about to remove the blindfold from his wife, the telephone rang.He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned. He then went to answer the telephone.The baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure was becoming almost unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifted her weight to one leg and let it go.It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of pulpwood mill.She took her napkin and fanned the air around her vigorously.Then, she shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more, which reminded her of cooked cabbage.
Keeping her ears tuned to the conversation in the other room, she went on like this for another ten minutes.
When the telephone farewells signaled the end of her freedom, she fanned the air a few more times with her napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands upon it, smiling contentedly to herself.She was the picture of innocence when her husband returned, apologizing for taking so long, he asked her if she peeked, and she assured him that she had not.At this point, he removed the blindfold, and she was surprised!!!There were twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a "Happy Birthday"!!!
haha....~tiff
Once there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans.She loved them but unfortunately, they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her.Then one day she met a man and fell in love.When it became apparent that they would marry she thought to herself, "He is such a sweet and gentle man, he would never go for this carrying on." She made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later her car broke down on the way home from work.Since she lived in the country she called her husband and told him that she would be late because she had to walk home.
On her way, she passed a small diner and the odor of the baked beans was more than she could stand.Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any ill effects by the time she reached home.So, she stopped at the diner and before she knew it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans.All the way home she putt-putted, and upon arriving home she felt reasonably sure she could control it.Her husband seemed excited to see her and exclaimed delightedly, "Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the table.She seated herself and just as he was about to remove the blindfold from his wife, the telephone rang.He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned. He then went to answer the telephone.The baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure was becoming almost unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifted her weight to one leg and let it go.It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of pulpwood mill.She took her napkin and fanned the air around her vigorously.Then, she shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more, which reminded her of cooked cabbage.
Keeping her ears tuned to the conversation in the other room, she went on like this for another ten minutes.
When the telephone farewells signaled the end of her freedom, she fanned the air a few more times with her napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands upon it, smiling contentedly to herself.She was the picture of innocence when her husband returned, apologizing for taking so long, he asked her if she peeked, and she assured him that she had not.At this point, he removed the blindfold, and she was surprised!!!There were twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a "Happy Birthday"!!!
haha....~tiff
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DancingwiththeAngels
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ToxicBex said:
yeah....i live in Kansas in the USA....we can get our full license when we turn 16!
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DancingwiththeAngels said:yeah....i live in Kansas in the USA....we can get our full license when we turn 16!
*chin drops to floor* omw...you have to be lyk 17 to get ur licence here in the UK
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STARINELSON said:
right. in kansas you get a learner's permit at 14-which means you can drive anywhere with a parent, at 15 you get your restricted-which allows you to drive to school, work, and church, and at 16 your license!
~tiff
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