Sometimes I get confused (a fun game)

[Mary Meg]

Sometimes i confuse humans with apes!

To a puppy, it's all the same thing... bipedal creatures that may or may not offer food.

 

[Dirk1540]

Sometimes I confuse bagels with beagles until I realize they can’t possibly fit into the toaster.

 

[Mary Meg]

Sometimes I confuse bagels with beagles until I realize they can’t possibly fit into the toaster.

Just be glad you don't have a toaster oven...

 

[Chesterton]

Sometimes I confuse "Mr. Chesterton, after extensive examination it's apparent to us, as professional psychiatrists, that you suffer from very severe delusions of grandeur" with "haters be hatin'".

 

[Dirk1540]

Sometimes I confuse ear protection with eye protection and stare at the sun for a few minutes with plugs in.

 

[Bordeaux]

Baklava and balaclava. Which one do I eat and which one do I wear?

 

[Chesterton]

Sometimes I confuse Duran Duran with Duran Duran.

 

[Bordeaux]

I don't know the difference between carousel and carouse. They both make me dizzy and throw up.

 

[Chesterton]

Sometimes I confuse that one dude with that other guy, you know, the one that does that thing.

 

[LaSorcia]

Sometimes I don't know if I'm capable or culpable. Either way, people expect something from me.

 

[ripple the car]

Sometimes I confuse doing well at my job with going up to random babies and excitedly proclaiming how small they are.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Sometimes I confuse doing well at my job with going up to random babies and excitedly proclaiming how small they are.

I love looking at babies just after they are born. I mostly see them during Caesars, so when things quiet down as they close, I walk over to the paeds area and go "Hello, Baby", or "I am Baby" to the little kiddos. I get funny looks, but it is inordinately good fun. Declaiming on their relative size is also a great past time, or trying to see who guesses it most closely.

 

[ripple the car]

I love looking at babies just after they are born. I mostly see them during Caesars, so when things quiet down as they close, I walk over to the paeds area and go "Hello, Baby", or "I am Baby" to the little kiddos. I get funny looks, but it is inordinately good fun. Declaiming on their relative size is also a great past time, or trying to see who guesses it most closely.

That's adorable...

Tiny humans are definitely awesome!

 

[ripple the car]

Sometimes I confuse cake with a legitimate meal.

 

[ripple the car]

Sometimes I confuse Saint Paisios with Saint Pio.

 

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*Blindpost*

(Not to be arrogant but I wanted to see my "face" on the main page's last reply to every thread listed.

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Sometimes I confuse Pilates with Pilate. How on earth did hand-washing become a fitness craze?

 

[Chesterton]

Sometimes I confuse origami with oregano, which explains all the paper in my marinara sauce.

 

[Dirk1540]

Sometimes I confuse Saint Paisios with Saint Pio.

Sometimes I confuse the serious replies in here with the joke replies, and I laugh for hours about something that's not even funny.

 

[LaSorcia]

Sometimes I confuse myself with my doppelganger. She does, too.