Hi my name is tim or Timothy Scranich I live In alaska (not I actually live in a box under an enchanted bridge and all my animal fiends come there and I RAPE THEM UP THE BUT!!!!) But any whooo back to what I was saying I like parties even though I've never been I still go to the parties I bring my Grandmothers Pickled hand And my ShotGun During the winter On the weekends I walk In the riving snow and Blow peoples faces off with my shotgun As you know I live In a box... so I get hungry some times I like going to peoples houses and see If they have a baby and If they do I sneak In and take the baby then I kill it In the most horrible way imaginable and I pull Its brain out and turn It into a patty then I go to the local park and cook it on the grill and I eat Brain burgers...well...