some jokes

[carine]

The following announcements actually appeared in church bulletins:

`For those of you who have children and don`t know it, we have a nursery downstairs .`

`Tuesday at 4.00pm there will be an ice cream social.All ladies giving milk will please come early.`

`A bean supper will be held on tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.`

`At the evening service tonight,the sermon topic will be`what is Hell?`
Come early and listen to our choir practise.`

Fm Family First.net

 

[AlmostBandwidth]

My favourite is the bean supper one

 

[Bevlina]

And you wonder why I have insomnia tonight! After reading carine's post?

 

[elliott95]

Well theres this kid who wants to become a preist so he tell his father that he wants to become a priest. So then his father asks him if you had all the the girls in the world who would you pick to be your girlfriend. Then the kid says "Well theres really no point because i am going to become a priest"!!!

 

[elliott95]

The following announcements actually appeared in church bulletins:

`For those of you who have children and don`t know it, we have a nursery downstairs .`

`Tuesday at 4.00pm there will be an ice cream social.All ladies giving milk will please come early.`

`A bean supper will be held on tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.`

`At the evening service tonight,the sermon topic will be`what is Hell?`
Come early and listen to our choir practise.`

Fm Family First.net

LOL

 

[elliott95]

Word is that the Holy Trinity, Father Son and Holy Spirit, have been planning their Christmas vacation just recently.

So Jesus, who has been putting in overtime in Ottawa and Montreal listening to confessions of all the politicians and businessmen over their recent scandal, says, "God!! Enough with all this snow! Let's go to London for my birthday. At least there is no snow in London.

The Father objects, " Arghh!! Thanks, but no thanks. All those Anglicans over there!! It always like, Father this, and Father that! There's just not a moment of peace for me over there!
What's the matter with those people anyway? You'd think that they didn;t have a mother!!??"

The Father continues "How about America, Son? There are a lot of sunny places over there."

"Dad, pu-leease. Anywhere but there! Sheesh!
All those evangelists there...
All's I hear when I am there is "What would Jesus do, what would Jesus do? "

"It just would not be a vacation for me at all in America', he continues, "those Americans have got me second guessing myself so much that sometimes I don't know if I am coming or going when I am over there."

"Well, what about Rome, then?"

"Great idea!!", the Holy Spirit excitedly pipes up.
"I've never, ever been there before!!"

 

[godisgr8]

lol

 

[Lil'_Miss_Princess_Aimz]

lol



very kool.

 

[BLUEEYEANGEL]

lol

 

[eturner74]

Lol

 

[elendilxstar]

Heheheh.