Some Christian Jokes

[Schrodinger's Hat]

I thought of all these jokes myself,so if they're bad you can blame me.I hope you like them.Here they are:
1.Who were the first spiders?
Adam and Weave.
2.What was the tree in Noah's backyard called?
Noah's Bark.
3.What do you call a church for trees?
A birch-church.
4.What was Lamech's son's name?
I don't Noah what it was.
5.What was Samson's nickname?
Harry.

Thanks a lot for reading.I'd love to hear any input you guys have,good or bad.

 

[Creek]

I thought of all these jokes myself,so if they're bad you can blame me.I hope you like them.Here they are:
1.Who were the first spiders?
Adam and Weave.
2.What was the tree in Noah's backyard called?
Noah's Bark.
3.What do you call a church for trees?
A birch-church.
4.What was Lamech's son's name?
I don't Noah what it was.
5.What was Samson's nickname?
Harry.

Thanks a lot for reading.I'd love to hear any input you guys have,good or bad.

I liked #2 and #4; #3 and #5 were "ok" in my opinion, though not "great." #1 I don't think works well because it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Weave (though I think that was a decent try). I do appreciate you taking the time to try to come up with some creative Christian jokes I'm looking forward to seeing some more

 

[Schrodinger's Hat]

Thanks for the input.I'm very glad to hear that you liked the 2nd and 4th jokes;I actually liked what you said about #1,#3,and #5 most,though,because you could've just said that they were all good when they really weren't,and I liked that you were honest.I really do appreciate it a lot.
If I come up with any more good jokes I'll be sure to share them with you.

 

[Creek]

No problem; looking forward to hearing jokes

 

[singpeace]

They are very cute jokes. I laughed at a couple of them.


An atheist scientist came to God and said, "We've figured out how to make a man without you."

God said, "OK, let me see you do it."

So the atheist bent down to the ground and scooped up a handful. But God stopped him and said, "Oh, no you don't. Get your own dirt!"

 

[Schrodinger's Hat]

They are very cute jokes. I laughed at a couple of them.

Thanks!
I liked your joke too.
Did you come up with that yourself?

 

[singpeace]

Nope. Got it off 'cleanjokes' website.

 

[Kay0d3]

Thanks for sharing your jokes! = D

Maybe I'm having a slow day today but I don't get your last joke. Why would Samson be called Harry?

 

[Schrodinger's Hat]

Maybe I'm having a slow day today but I don't get your last joke. Why would Samson be called Harry?

I can't blame you;it was an awful joke anyway.
But the reason I made it up is because it was Samson's hair that gave him his incredible strength(see Judges 13-16),so since Harry is a common nickname,I thought that it'd be funny to say that the guy who needed his hair so much was called "Harry'.Evidently it wasn't as funny as I thought.
Thanks for the reply.

 

[MattTheFreindOfAll]

I thought some were funny.

 

[Schrodinger's Hat]

I thought some were funny.

Thanks.
By the way,congratulations on your first post up here

 

[spero]

Hilarious

 

[spero]

And seriously! They could be worse.

 

[spero]

Growing up, I was exposed mainly to innappropriate jokes, so I truly thank God for your jokes.

 

[AnthonyMichaelPraisesGod]

I liked your jokes.
Timmy asks God, "God, how long is a hundred years to you?"
God says, "One minute."
Timmy asks, "God, how much would a penny mean to you if i gave you one?"
God says, "Five million dollars."
Timmy asks, "God, may i have a penny?"
To which God replies. "In a minute, Timmy."
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Not my joke, but there it is. May the Lord bless you all continually.

 

[Juan Rosario]

Original indeed!