Did you not pay attention to the second reason for rules? Common sense? Because of the paints used to make Icons, kissing the face can cause marring and damage to one of the parts intended to convey part of the message of the Icon. For this reason, we kiss the foot of the Icon, or the base. We don't avoid kissing the face for fear of idolatry. That's not the only rule of Icons. Some rules are actually stylistic, too, for instance, the color pallette used, whether one uses oil or acrylic paint, whether one uses Russian, Oriental, Byzantine, or western styling, or any of dozens of styles of art in Icons. When making an Icon, the Iconographer should fast and pray, remembering that the most important purpose of the Icon is to point us to Christ.
To be frank, if God chooses to work a miracle through an Icon, who is ANY human to reject that miracle? Is not the rejection of a miracle from God a rejection of God Himself? And we don't EXPECT miracles from Icons. In pioint of fact, the first thing we do when any supernatural event stems from an Icon is perform an exorcism of that Icon just in case Satan tried to use it to distract from the real point. Then an Icon has to spend a long time as the people who receive of the miracle from that Icon continue through life, to see if the supernatural event was really from God, for if it is from God, the miracle will lead them toward a closer relationship with God. The OrthodoxChurch is skeptical of claims of miraculous events, but not complete deniers. And considering that God commanded prayers in the presence of giant statues of angels made out of gold, I doubt there is anything wrong with praying in the presence of Icons, unless of course you believe God would command men to do something which is wrong.
You have made your mind up about a Church you've never actually measured for real, because to measure the Orthodox Church, you have to be in the Church. Just a note, if you're really familiar with Scripture, you'll notice that 80% of the service is ripped straight out of Scripture or inspired by Scripture. The fact is that you talk a big talk about testing whether something is true. Let's see you put your money where your mouth is.
a few rules to keep in mind: don't look for all the people to be perfect. The Church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for the saints. Every person there has clay feet. They all stumble. They all have struggles. What I found when I first went to Pokrov Russian Orthodox Church was a family. People who were interested in my well-being AND my spiritual growth. Sure, we had our problems and struggles. But they were loving. The problem is that love is nigh on impossible to convey fully through a screen. It's why I have such a hard time being apart from my fiance.
The love of God is conveyed through real relationships. And that will never be conveyed via the internet in the way that it is in person.