"So I sez ta my....."

[Leader of the Banned]

So I sez to my friend with an IQ of 12, P. Brain, I sez...

 

[Leader of the Banned]

So I sez to my friend who was just arrested, D. Tained, I sez....

 

[Leader of the Banned]

So I sez to my friend with all the dogs, K. Nine, I sez...

 

[Leader of the Banned]

So I sez to my friend who's routine never changes, Norm L. Day, I sez....

 

[Leader of the Banned]

So I sez to my friend the gambler, Bette Me, I sez...

 

[Leader of the Banned]

So I sez to my friend the jock, Jim Nasium, I sez.....

 

[Greenthumb]

So I sez to my friend with an IQ of 12, P. Brain, I sez...

LOL!

So I sez to my friend the gardener, Ivy Plant, I sez...

 

[Margolit]

So I sez to my very determined friend, Will Power, I sez...

And I sez ta my friend Will Power's very stubborn cousin, Will Fully, I sez...

 

[Margolit]

So I sez ta my always candid friend, Frank Lee, I sez...

 

[spdnet75]

So I sez ta my friend the Barber, "Harry", so I sez...

 

[Margolit]

So I sez ta my friend working on the docks, Steve A. Dore, I sez.

 

[Margolit]

So I sez to my friend the jock, Jim Nasium, I sez.....

Any relation to my friend Jim Nast?

 

[J4Jesus]

So I sez ta my friend who loves gardening , Ima Rose Bush, I sez......

 

[cyberfugue]

So I sez ta my friend the diver, Eileen Dover, I sez.....

 

[J4Jesus]

So I sez ta my friend that works for the doctor, Ray D. Ologist, I sez.....

 

[Ivy]

So I sez ta my friend who administers drips to patients, Ivy, I sez.......

(If ya' can't make fun of yourself, who can you make fun of? ;-)

 

[Ivy]

So I sez ta my friend with the cluttered house, Miss Elle Aneous, I sez......

 

[J4Jesus]

So i sez ta my friend who is sad, Ima D. Pressed, I sez...


[ I V ]

So I sez ta my friend who administers drips to patients, Ivy, I sez.......

 

[cyberfugue]

So I sez ta my friend the circuit designer, C.P. Yew, I sez.....

 

[Margolit]

So I sez ta my friend the circuit designer, C.P. Yew, I sez.....

That's a good one!!