SO DUMB

[Grammalamma]

A bunch of "blond" jokes were sent to me, some of them very funny, but I don't want to offend anyone so instead let's call this the SO DUMB thread.

Heres how it goes: He was so dumb that he couldn't learn to water ski because he couldn't find a lake with a slope. OK, who will be next?

 

[Leader of the Banned]

...he thought the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived.

 

[Soulikz]

That when he reads maps she sees people waving at him

 

[Grammalamma]

He is so dumb that he was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

When I was little my parents threatened to send me to bed without any supper if I didn't finish my plate. I was so dumb it worked...

 

[Grammalamma]

He was so dumb, when asked what the capital of California was he said "C".

 

[Grammalamma]

She was so dumb that she left her baby's diaper on for a month because the package said "up to 20 pounds"

 

[Grammalamma]

He's about 2 pickles short of a full jar.

 

[missionarypoet]

When someone asked him how to get to the other side of the lake, he said that they were on the other side

 

[Ninjitsu14]

His elavator doesn't go to the top floor!

 

[Leader of the Banned]

I was so dumb I voted for Ross Perot...(based on a true story)

 

[Grammalamma]

Grammalamma was so dumb that she started a thread named "So Dumb" and then accidentally deleted a bunch of dumb jokes before she could post them.

 

[TheDerek]

She was so dumb she stared at a carton of orange juice for hours because it said 'concentrate' on it!

 

[TheDerek]

I was so dumb I voted for Ross Perot...(based on a true story)

I bet you live in Florida, which means that you wanted a recount, right?