- Dec 22, 2003
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I must admit I had high hopes for this movie. It turned out to be possibly one of the worst and most predictable movies I've ever seen and one of many I wish I could get my money and time back. As with many movies these days, I didn't go into the movie thinking that it'll have any real Christian values, just hoping that it'll be entertaining even to the limits I'll allow a movie to go to before I'll walk out of it.
From the beginning I seemed to find myself sitting there imagining the scenario with the writers sitting in a boardroom coming with up brilliant movie scenarios. Killer panda bears? Ferocious koalas? Rage infested giraffes? Giant gorillas? How about a dinosaur park? Never mind. We need snakes in a forest. No... too natural. Snakes in Wal-Mart? Yes, well.... no... snakes in a plane! Yeah! We can make money with that. How to bring the scenario about? Just use the tried and true murderer/witness scenario.
Throw in some nudity, cheesy CGI, the obligatory cussing and the whole story will come alive!! Right? Not in this movie. At least not for me, but that's my opinion and other opinions may vary. I mean, after all, there's got to be some sort of reason behind the 7.3 rating that imdb.com has for Snakes On A Plane. 
If you're so inclined to listen to me, save your money. Seriously, give a gift to missionaries, your church or a family that needs it. Buy a stranger a gift. It's what I should've done with my money.
From the beginning I seemed to find myself sitting there imagining the scenario with the writers sitting in a boardroom coming with up brilliant movie scenarios. Killer panda bears? Ferocious koalas? Rage infested giraffes? Giant gorillas? How about a dinosaur park? Never mind. We need snakes in a forest. No... too natural. Snakes in Wal-Mart? Yes, well.... no... snakes in a plane! Yeah! We can make money with that. How to bring the scenario about? Just use the tried and true murderer/witness scenario.
Throw in some nudity, cheesy CGI, the obligatory cussing and the whole story will come alive!! Right? Not in this movie. At least not for me, but that's my opinion and other opinions may vary. I mean, after all, there's got to be some sort of reason behind the 7.3 rating that imdb.com has for Snakes On A Plane. If you're so inclined to listen to me, save your money. Seriously, give a gift to missionaries, your church or a family that needs it. Buy a stranger a gift. It's what I should've done with my money.
