Jonathan and Randy were hiking buddies and on this one day in the woods Randy is bitten on the rear end by a huge rattlesnake. Ok, Jonathan says "I'll run to town for a doctor." Jonathan runs as fast as he can for 10 miles to a small town and finds the town's only doctor, who is busy delivering a baby. Jonathan says buddy been bit by a rattle snake in the woods and needs urgent help right away! Doc says "I can't leave now, I抦 busy!" "But here's what you can do. Take a pocket knife, cut a little 'x' where the bite is, suck out all the poison and then spit it on the ground." Jonathan runs all the way back to his friend, who is in agony. In extreme pain, Randy screams "Well what did the doctor say?" "He says you're gonna die."
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Snake Bite
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