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Ninjitsu14

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/me growls, slashing the shoes being thrown at him by genisis in half with his katana, and charges towards genisis.

If I get hit by anything else, I'm going to assume it's you. Then I'll have to shove one of these smelly shoes down your throat!! *grabs shoe threateningly*
 
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^^welcome to the club :wave:

*dumps eggs and corn syup on his head*


^^^^As for you, you would be well advised to seriously consider the consequenses of your actions. I was fully aware that I had aroused the anger of a knight clad in armor, but you, however, are quick to react to the actions of a mere musician.

You made two serious mistakes and you shall pay dearly for them. The first of which was attacking someone whom you had assumed to be an unarmed civilian. The second of which is that you failed to realize that I am indeed a knight. Although I bear no armor with which to defend myslef, I trust that my battle axe will be sufficient.

Now if you've nothing to say, I suggest you prepare yourself for battle.

En gaurde!!

*charges at ninjitsu*
 
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Ho-hum......*side steps, and genisis goes charging past*

The only reason I got angry at you because you were throwing shoes!! Look at these!! Some of these are cleets!!! *holds up shoe as an example*

Ninjitsu Art of Water: Water dragon Jutsu!!! *summons a dragon of water out of the Smirfle pool, and makes the dragon spew water all over genisis

There. Perhaps now you'll cool down and think before you get hot headed.
 
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No! You've contaminated my sound amplification device! :eek:

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I was well aware of what I was throwing, ninjitsu. And I was confident that you would be able to defend yourself adequately. However, you quickly took offense and retaliated without reason, and for that, you should be ashamed to call yourself a knight.

I was merely testing you, and in so doing, I have found that you lack the wisdom and patience that are vital in such an honorable position of servitude as this in the kingdom of Jesus Christ.

*goes to dry off*
 
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Ninjitsu14 said:
Ho-hum......*side steps, and genisis goes charging past*

The only reason I got angry at you because you were throwing shoes!! Look at these!! Some of these are cleets!!! *holds up shoe as an example*

Ninjitsu Art of Water: Water dragon Jutsu!!! *summons a dragon of water out of the Smirfle pool, and makes the dragon spew water all over genisis

There. Perhaps now you'll cool down and think before you get hot headed.

We have a swimming pool? :eek: Why didn't anyone tell me before? *gets surf shorts and does a cannon ball into the pool.*

Btw, has the president ever thought about adding a coffee maker to the club? What we need is an industrial size coffee maker....no club would be complete without one. :p
 
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* jelly_bean copies the Count from sesame street's accent as she counts her pile of shoes

One converse shoe, ah, ah, ah! TWO converse shoes! Ah, ah, ah! THREE converse shoes!! ah, ah, ah....

lol, that brings back memories... ^_^
 
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Me? Me lack the necessary wisdom and patience to be a knight? Your the one who throws SHOES as a form of attack, instead of challenging me toa formal battle. For that, you have dishonored youtrself. Now, go live your life in shame.

Oh, and by the way, I'm a ninja, not a knight.
 
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Who brought us a sandbox for the clubhouse? :scratch: :o I'm apparently out of the loop, I didn't even know we had a pool... me thinks somebodies been secretly obsessed with ebay and needing a place to store all their stuffs... :D
 
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