~!Smirfles!~ For Members Only! (2)

[GooglyMelsiePoogly]

No... but we do dunk all non-original members in molasses and then dump feathers on them. Dunno if that's hazing or not

You left out option number two, you can pick the molasses and feathers, or the other option, which is getting eggs cracked open and/or thrown at you, and flour dumped over you.

I'm in love with flour... 'tis my baby... -Hugs flour bag-

 

[jelly_bean]

You left out option number two, you can pick the molasses and feathers, or the other option, which is getting eggs cracked open and/or thrown at you, and flour dumped over you.

I'm in love with flour... 'tis my baby... -Hugs flour bag-

I knew I forgot SOMEthing!

 

[eladoni]

No... but we do dunk all non-original members in molasses and then dump feathers on them. Dunno if that's hazing or not

Hmmm. Can I just kiss the president's feet and grovel?

 

[eladoni]

You left out option number two, you can pick the molasses and feathers, or the other option, which is getting eggs cracked open and/or thrown at you, and flour dumped over you.

I'm in love with flour... 'tis my baby... -Hugs flour bag-

Sigh, go for it...

 

[jelly_bean]

Hmmm. Can I just kiss the president's feet and grovel?

No waaaaaaaaay!! Too easy. I was lucky, I was around when it was starting

 

[GooglyMelsiePoogly]

Hmmm. Can I just kiss the president's feet and grovel?

NO! I don't want cooties on my feet!

-Meleah cracks 5 eggs over Chris's head, and dumps flour on him-

Mwuahaha! Yay!!!!! I love flour!!!

 

[jelly_bean]

NO! I don't want cooties on my feet!

-Meleah cracks 5 eggs over Chris's head, and dumps flour on him-

Mwuahaha! Yay!!!!! I love flour!!!

Now let's all welcome Sticky Smirfle!!!

 

[eladoni]

/me jumps the president and gives her a huge hug so that all the eggs get on her. :MWUAHAHA

Btw, what does the smirfle club do besides chat in this thread?

I think it would be really cool if we have it where all the members donate 50 blessings each month to the club, and we award it to the person in the teens forum who we think (by a vote) has been the most helpfull member that month.

Just an idea...*the new smirfle goes and takes a shower*

 

[jelly_bean]

Btw, what does the smirfle club do besides chat in this thread?

We all act like we're important because we have our own clubhouse!

Uh... that'd be kinda hard to decide...

 

[eladoni]

Ok, just a suggestion...

Btw mel, I have good news, I am going to be on for a bit longer.

 

[GooglyMelsiePoogly]

Eww... that was so cruel. -Gets rid of the sticky eggy stuff- You're now on my list young man, and my list is not a place you want to be...

Umm... that would be kind of hard to decided, but thats a good idea... but we need to wait for stuff like that until we have all of our members and such, and the club is back in activity...

 

[genesisfactor71]

*enters thread and peeks around*

*leaves before being caught trespassing on private property*

If I have to fill out a membership application or whatever, let me know.

 

[GooglyMelsiePoogly]

No genesis, you can join if you'd like. Just post here introducing yourself and saying you've joined, we'd love to have you as a new Smirfle.

Oh, and fellow Smirfles this is Meleah, I just changed my username if y'all were confused or anything.

 

[jelly_bean]

*enters thread and peeks around*

*leaves before being caught trespassing on private property*

If I have to fill out a membership application or whatever, let me know.

No application, but there is an induction..... *winks at Mel*

 

[genesisfactor71]

*walks up to the front of the room*

Hi, my name is genesis and I'm a recovering non-smirfle.

*Hi, genesis*

While I'm up here, I'd just like to say that I now know that I've wasted so many precious months, unaware that such an establishment had been established. But now, with the knowledge of said establishment hereby bestowed upon me, I feel that a void in my life has been filled. I sincerely hope that you will all be quite hospitable and welcome me into your domain of nonsmirfleness. *SNIFF*

*wipes a tear from his eye as he steps down from the stage*

*applause*

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[genesisfactor71]

^^yeah, I saw how eladoni's induction went.......yuck

 

[jelly_bean]

*walks up to the front of the room*

Hi, my name is genesis and I'm a recovering non-smirfle.

*Hi, genesis*

While I'm up here, I'd just like to say that I now know that I've wasted so many precious months, unaware that such an establishment had been established. But now, with the knowledge of said establishment hereby bestowed upon me, I feel that a void in my life has been filled. I sincerely hope that you will all be quite hospitable and welcome me into your domain of nonsmirfleness. *SNIFF*

*wipes a tear from his eye as he steps down from the stage*

*applause*

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*sobs loudly* IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!

 

[genesisfactor71]

Does that mean I don't have to be formally inducted?

 

[jelly_bean]

Does that mean I don't have to be formally inducted?

No. *douses genesis with molasses*

 

[genesisfactor71]

get some corn syrup and ketchup......we can make barbecue sauce.

*fires up the grill*