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CF has always been a site that welcomes people from different backgrounds and beliefs to participate in discussion and even debate. That is the nature of its ministry. In view of recent events emotions are running very high. We need to remind people of some basic principles in debating on this site. We need to be civil when we express differences in opinion. No personal attacks. Avoid you, your statements. Don't characterize an entire political party with comparisons to Fascism or Communism or other extreme movements that committed atrocities. CF is not the place for broad brush or blanket statements about groups and political parties. Put the broad brushes and blankets away when you come to CF, better yet, put them in the incinerator. Debate had no place for them. We need to remember that people that commit acts of violence represent themselves or a small extreme faction.
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and now for something special for all you campers out there ......... *drum roll .............
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Funny, but wrong. Very wrong! hahacygnusx1 said:and now for something special for all you campers out there ......... *drum roll .............
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A Yankee lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly gentleman asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going into retrieve it." The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything! The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here in North Carolina. We settle small disagreements like this with the NC Three-Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the NC three-Kick Rule?" The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up." The Yankee attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old southerner. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the Yankee lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up. The Yankee lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck southerner, now it's my turn." The old North Carolina farmer smiled and said,
"Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
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Priceless! Coming from someone who lived in East NC for a while.cygnusx1 said:A Yankee lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly gentleman asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going into retrieve it." The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything! The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here in North Carolina. We settle small disagreements like this with the NC Three-Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the NC three-Kick Rule?" The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up." The Yankee attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old southerner. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the Yankee lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up. The Yankee lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck southerner, now it's my turn." The old North Carolina farmer smiled and said,
"Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
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this advert had me in stitches
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/33671/death_is_waiting_4_u/
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/33671/death_is_waiting_4_u/
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What happens when you drop a 50 lb ball of Silly Putty?
http://csc2.sunbelt-software.com/putty/
http://csc2.sunbelt-software.com/putty/
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WalksWithChrist said:Aww man, another one for my wife! She's gonna threaten to use that on me....
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I've been listening to Tommy Cooper recently, he's an extremely funny comedian. Unfortunately, he died back in 1984 (on stage, everyone thought it was part of the act and actually kept laughing), but his comedy is timeless.
Examples:
I was very, very unlucky as a child. I had a rocking horse, and it died...
My son walked across the floor to me the other day, going "Da, dad, dad, dad..." I'm so proud of him! He's just turned 15.
My wife and I cleaned out the attic the other day. Filthy, dirty, and covered with cobwebs, but she's good with the kids.
Examples:
I was very, very unlucky as a child. I had a rocking horse, and it died...
My son walked across the floor to me the other day, going "Da, dad, dad, dad..." I'm so proud of him! He's just turned 15.
My wife and I cleaned out the attic the other day. Filthy, dirty, and covered with cobwebs, but she's good with the kids.
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