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Smartest Guy in the World?

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A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and then he bailed out.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live." He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."^_^
 

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There is also one with a smart woman in a lift with a £10 note and Santa Claus, the tooth fairy and a smart man.

The power stops, the lights go out and when they come back on the £10 is gone.

Who picked it up?
 
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Zzub said:
There is also one with a smart woman in a lift with a £10 note and Santa Claus, the tooth fairy and a smart man.

The power stops, the lights go out and when they come back on the £10 is gone.

Who picked it up?

The Lady for being much wiser then all???? Men have slow reflexes and Santa is a made up person, but anyway he flys and he's to round to bend all the way to the floor, and the tooth fairy is abound by it's own law for only money under the pilllow with a tooth being there only.

So to me it's the women :confused:
 
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Just4Jesus said:
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and then he bailed out.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live." He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."^_^


:eek: :doh: !!!

LOL!!!!!!!!! :D
 
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Zzub said:
There is also one with a smart woman in a lift with a £10 note and Santa Claus, the tooth fairy and a smart man.

The power stops, the lights go out and when they come back on the £10 is gone.

Who picked it up?

The smart man because all the others are fiction :)

edit : aw , I got beat to it...

edit2 : Also , what do these jokes have to do with christianity >< ..
 
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