RaptureTicketHolder said:
Oh my what a garden horror story. I would have never guessed that gardens could produce horror.
Sure Ive watched Poison Ivy on the big screen with Bat Man, but heck, in reality?
Well, I lived in Australia and TRIED to grow something. We wound up with ONE super long vine from a watermelon seed that produced ONE basketball round mellon.
Nice....
I did learn, though, that many garden items in aussie land can kill ya. I had these white flowering bushes that were like 8 feet by 8 feet that could kill ya. Those horrible spiders - ugg horrible spiders around there - ugg I shudder just to think of them, and I saw some FREAKY looking things.
Well anyway, I wont be taking up gadening in Australia if I ever live there again!
Hello RaptureTicketHolder, it could have been worse with that machine, it could have been a log mulcher...oooooh.
So you lived in Australia for a while and tried to grow something.
Were you on the big island up North or in Tasmania, because a man can grow anything here in this soil.
Did you say “one melon,” My son in Sydney, tried to grow some rock melons and after being away for only a week, got back and ended up with a long dried up mulch vine. We are fortunate not to get the Sydney Funnel web spiders here. they say if you put a dogs lead on them you can take them for a walk.
I remember living in a place called Cattai out from Sydney I bit in the country ,,, no street lights.
I didn’t have a torch and it was dark, so I took a box of matches with me to get to the mail box, that I should have remembered when coming home.
I got to the gate which was a good distance from the house as it was on 5 acres. I threw the matches in front of me to guide me back to the house, that did not have outside lights.
Well, I ran out of matches and there are lots of deadly snakes in Cattai.
It was then that I stepped on the garden hose and man did I move and of course my wife saw me running. She said my eyes were scary wide when I got back in.
But still it keeps her amused.
I shed twenty years.
I killed a snake once I drove over it, it took me about six drive overs to kill the thing.
We have Tiger snakes, brown snakes, horrible things. I have to keep the farm clean and tidy because they get under things, gives me the creeps.
Well I must get some sleep and try not to think of anything nasty,
I will be glad when our dear Lord gets back and dumps this place into oblivion.
Maranatha.
Your brother in Jesus P C.