Singles Matchmakers Game (10)

[Jack of Spades]

Excellent. And we shall conquer the seven seas of CF.

Perhaps the next 'what if...' thread story... ?

*wink, wink
*nudge, nudge

*pretends to not understand what this winking and nudging is all about*

 

[Toro]

Brianna and Jack of Spades.......

Brianna and SK..........

Brianna and James....

 

[MotherFirefly]

*pretends to not understand what this winking and nudging is all about*

 

[Jack of Spades]

*whistles*

Brianna and Jack of Spades.......

Brianna and SK..........

Brianna and James....

Too many dudes! It's gona be like this:

Spoiler

 

[MotherFirefly]

Errrrrbody want summa dat pirate booty.

Spoiler

In all seriousness... nahhh, you don't.

 

[SarahsKnight]

**/me looks at the pic**

On second thought, I think I'll just swear my loyalty to you, baroness!

Agreed. You also have a third loyal servant now, Madam Brianna.

 

[SarahsKnight]

I always thought knights are supposed to save the princesses, not to throw them to the robber barons...

I am most confident that @James of Arc would treat the princess (now turned impossibly curvaceous and smoking hot lady pirate from the world of gaming, apparently ) admirably. No need for me to be concerned.

Besides, we knights of the Northern Longblade arts rescue and protect all manner of the innocent folk, not just exclusively princesses. Women, children, even fellow knights of both genders.

 

[SarahsKnight]

Errrrrbody want summa dat pirate booty.

The sad thing is I know the song that I believe you were making a reference to, there.

 

[MotherFirefly]

Agreed. You also have a third loyal servant now, Madam Brianna.

My most desired gentlemen - Soon, we shall set sail. The world will know of my impossibly curvaceous vengeance. And all shall pledge loyalty.



xD

 

[Jack of Spades]

My most desired gentlemen - Soon, we shall set sail. The world will know of my impossibly curvaceous vengeance. And all shall pledge loyalty.

When her impossible curvaceousness calls, her men shall answer the call!

 

[SarahsKnight]

Eh. I'm fine and I'm know you're just as fine for any other suitor!

Oh, I know you would take no offense, Sheena. Honestly, that statement I made, in which I admittedly got just a little too sensitive and defensive against what Mojo said about me secretly wishing to stir up support from Team SK and Brianna for myself (instead of genuinely wanting to get support for her to be matched with James), was for myself. It would violate my own conscience to just go crushing on another lady so soon after you, Sheena. It would cause me to doubt the veracity of my fondness for you - however relatively short-lived it was - and make me wonder if I was just being selfish, trying to simply land a trophy girlfriend or something, you know? And this knight has violated his own conscience and principles enough times in life as it is.

But as to when you said "I know you are just as fine for any other suitor", ehm, I'm sorry, but I don't get what you mean. If it was a pun or something, I am often slow at understanding these things. Sorry. Please explain?

 

[SarahsKnight]

My most desired gentlemen - Soon, we shall set sail. The world will know of my impossibly curvaceous vengeance. And all shall pledge loyalty.

Sure, I don't mind tagging along. So long as we go pirating only long lost buried treasure on unexplored islands in the ocean left for whoever is brave enough to seek them out, rather than do violence to our fellow man through plundering their ships and especially taking part in their slaughter.

Should you begin to seek lawlessness and unnecessary violence, Miss Brianna, I must decline and break all ties with the group of warrior pirates that even you, the Desired Gem of the Seven Oceans (I know, kind of a lame and unoriginal title for a lady pirate known for her beauty throughout the world, but give me a break, I am doing this off the top of my head), are the respected leader of.

 

[MotherFirefly]

My good knight, have no fear. For this adventure is rated PG most of the time.
Enemies will always fall in water (with suitable life boats near by) and we attack only with the blunt sides of our blades.

I suppose that title can suffice... for now. But as your bodacious booty-stealing queen, I ask you ponder on a title more befitting my unmatchable beauty.

I dunno how much longer I can keep up this silly characterization...

 

[SarahsKnight]

My good knight, have no fear. For this adventure is rated PG most of the time.
Enemies will always fall in water (with suitable life boats near by) and we attack only with the blunt sides of our blades.

Oh ... okay. I guess I'm cool with that, then.

I suppose that title can suffice... for now. But as your bodacious booty-stealing queen, I ask you ponder on a title more befitting my unmatchable beauty.

I shall endeavour to give our bodacious treasure-seeking leader a more befitting title as she both requests and deserves, then.

 

[Jack of Spades]

Sure, I don't mind tagging along. So long as we go pirating only long lost buried treasure on unexplored islands in the ocean left for whoever is brave enough to seek them out, rather than do violence to our fellow man through plundering their ships and especially taking part in their slaughter.

Should you begin to seek lawlessness and unnecessary violence, Miss Brianna, I must decline and break all ties with the group of warrior pirates that even you, the Desired Gem of the Seven Oceans (I know, kind of a lame and unoriginal title for a lady pirate known for her beauty throughout the world, but give me a break, I am doing this off the top of my head), are the respected leader of.

I kinda liked the "We shall do everything the hot lady with a blade tells us to do" - narrative more than this modernist "The men will have to struggle with complicated moral challenges they face along the way" - version.

 

[MotherFirefly]

I kinda liked the "We shall do everything the hot lady with a blade tells us to do" - narrative more than this modernist "The men will have to struggle with complicated moral challenges they face along the way" - version.

We will have an uncut version. . . . . . . . .

 

[James of Arc]

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[SarahsKnight]

We will have an uncut version. . . . . . . . .

Oh no!

 

[MehGuy]

More like.......

Yeah, the little guy is beating the crap out of the bigger guy!

 

[MotherFirefly]

Oh no!

We must cater to all fans...