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ReesePiece23

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I didn't have you down as a eastender boy


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I watched it during the Jack Dalton/Johnny Allen era from 03' to 05', but once Johnny left I stopped because it wasn't interesting anymore.

I haven't watched it in years.
 
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Jack of Spades

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I was being nice by saying I would burn him! I didn't want to go nuts and state am all ready claimed lol

Calm doon

Don't be daft Jack, she's an intelligent woman.

We might get together for a couple of drams and a punch up, but that's just because we're mates.

Just go ahead already you two, I know you both want it. I approve this matchup. *dramatic handsake*

As for me, hey no problem, when I see you guys together here, I'll be like this:


And you won't ever notice that I actually am inside like:


 
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I feel like this thread would go down well with cocaine...

I literally have no idea what's going on.

Ha ha since it's a Christian forum I don't think cocaine would go down well.


I would suggest Mandy actually feel the love and all that


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Jack of Spades

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I literally have no idea what's going on.

It's actually very normal what's happening, it goes like:

- A thinks he's the CF-partner of B.
- Then comes C who matches B with D.
- B gives a signal that in A's mind could be twisted to mean that she could be okay with the matchup with D.
- This twisted interpretation of the situation makes A go all over the place and make a scene because he thinks B and D are either secretly together or that B wants to be with D, or that D is trying to steal B, and perhaps also that C knew about this when making the matchup.
- A is done with his imaginary CF-relationship with B because he might think that D is somehow involved with B and that C might have been on to something when matching up B and D.
- B and D start talking about doing drugs together and feeling the love, which further confirms A that his suspicions about what B and D meant could be what B and D are actually about.
- But because all this drama was imaginary goofing around for everyone involved, when it's over, everyone can just have a group hug and be fine in the end!

It's really simple, when you think about it, actually!
 
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My mind has been blown but jealously is not a good thing




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Jack of Spades

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My mind has been blown but jealously is not a good thing

Yeah I agree, that would be right if we were talking about real life, but imaginary relationships for fun and laughs function a bit differently.

As our relationship is imaginary, imaginary jealousy counts as a good reason for an imaginary drama and breakup, I would think? I might have to ask my imaginary lawyer though.
 
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ReesePiece23

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That is irrelevant. Matchmaking need not be troubled with such trivialities.

Poor new guys. As I recall, the first time I encountered the match-making shenanigans in these parts, I was like:


But eventually I was like:

 
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OcifferPls

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Hmm, what's this?


Whelp, looks like I cracked the code



I should probably just go and do something productive....
 
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Jack of Spades

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You know, if we are meant to be we'll find each others again. Afterall this is the second time we break up over bizarre reasons, remember?

Now, can someone at least find me a new match?

(I promise for my future matches that all that drama was just for laughs, I'm not that crazy for real! Don't be scared!)
 
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This is CF (and this thread) in a nutshell.....


Let me just get the finishing touches set up....


Perfect!

@Travelers.Soul I see you there! Don't think you're going anywhere. I've put a lot of thought into this match.


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I was being nice by saying I would burn him! I didn't want to go nuts and state am all ready claimed lol

Calm doon




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THUS it's the perfect opportunity for you two to get to know each other

Don't be daft Jack, she's an intelligent woman.

We might get together for a couple of drams and a punch up, but that's just because we're mates.

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Yeah, banter.

Banter can be physical too.

See, "just banter"


I didn't have you down as a eastender boy


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I feel like this thread would go down well with cocaine...

I literally have no idea what's going on.

Ha ha since it's a Christian forum I don't think cocaine would go down well.


I would suggest Mandy actually feel the love and all that


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My mind has been blown but jealously is not a good thing




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This is pristine quality banter.



I approve this match.
 
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Jack of Spades

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In all seriousness Moe, if you had a daughter would you want her mixing with someone like me?

Yesterday you got my gf and today you want his daughter?

Okay, seriously this time: if I had a daughter and she trusted me with arranging a marriage for her with someone from CF Singles, you wouldn't be on the bottom of the list! (that's what all young women ask their dad to do nowadays, right?)

We need a new thread for this, "your favorite son/daughter in law from CFS".
 
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Imperiuz

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I'm gonna match up myself...

..with Elsa from 'Frozen'.



Seriously - she looks like a Nordic goddess. She can turn stuff into snow (maybe she can even turn snowflakes into snow - mwhahaha ). She's 21 so were kinda in the same age. And she's a queen with subjects who lives in a castle of ice - wonderful. We'll have cute little Viking babies.... after we've married of course.

Oh wait - you're telling me she doesn't really exist? But Santa doesn't really exist either - and we all still love him and get presents from him every year. So why can't Elsa be the one who comes with 'presents' for me instead?
 
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mojoboy31

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That thread would be hilarious
 
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