SIN CONFESSION THREAD.. You will feel better!

[pinetree]

I confess that I steal money from tip jars and use it to support my lavish lifestyle by purchasing large hats.

good idea..

also just put fake $20.00 in from a color copier..

 

[pinetree]

Grace

no,no..

fess up dude,you are with family...

 

[msbojingles]

so I hit him with a 38 special,now he is no more...

when I hear the neighbors each day say.."here kitty kitty"

I giggle to myself and say,,,

"no kitty kitty'

I hope you grow long nose hairs in your old age.

 

[pinetree]

I hope you grow long nose hairs in your old age.

like him?

 

[Optimax]

Especially when its "free" food

 

[nephilimiyr]

I told my wife last night that I had a headache and I didn't have one.

 

[nephilimiyr]

My second confession, post #26 was a lie.

 

[pinetree]

I told my wife last night that I had a headache and I didn't have one.

Why did you tell her that..

What was the situation that you said that to?

 

[pinetree]

Especially when its "free" food

free food!!?

Where?

Grilled Bass?

 

[Optimax]

free food!!?

Where?

Grilled Bass?

Not unless grandma had it in her cart.

 

[Faulty]

I left work early today just because I wanted to.

 

[nephilimiyr]

Why did you tell her that..

What was the situation that you said that to?

'
Read post #27 pinetree....

 

[Child-of-Zion]

When I was a kid I used to tear wings off of butterflies and the legs off of daddy-long-leg spiders... I found it amusing and fascinating at the same time. Yeah I had a pretty warped sense of humor.

 

[BenAdam]

I make miniature effigies of Brother Pinetree from hamburger and chortle as I feed them to my praying mantis.

 

[NewSong]

I have a hole in my black sock and it is hidden in my shoe and yet I am all dressed up and look as professional as I can be on the outside.

 

[pinetree]

I make miniature effigies of Brother Pinetree from hamburger and chortle as I feed them to my praying mantis.

I am going to stuff you,and use you as a Christmas ornament!

 

[pinetree]

I have a hole in my black sock and it is hidden in my shoe and yet I am all dressed up and look as professional as I can be on the outside.

welll..at least your socks are holy..

 

[pinetree]

When I was a kid I used to tear wings off of butterflies and the legs off of daddy-long-leg spiders... I found it amusing and fascinating at the same time. Yeah I had a pretty warped sense of humor.

praying for ya.

 

[map4]

I got mad at my husband the other night and tried to choke him. Seriously. He wouldn't 'shut up' and I got tired of it.


I have to say, it has been much quieter around here since then.

 

[pinetree]

I got mad at my husband the other night and tried to choke him. Seriously. He wouldn't 'shut up' and I got tired of it.


I have to say, it has been much quieter around here since then.

so long as you Texans dont have a chainsaw around.. (movie)