SIN CONFESSION THREAD.. You will feel better!

[pinetree]

Ok,with all this talk of sex,violence,and alcohol.:o

Brother pinetree thought there might be alot of tension and guilt floating about the forum....

Really I am so holy,my sin is small,but I will lead the way..

I intentionally rushed ahead of an old lady at the supermarket,with my wagon full of food,in order to beat her to the register.When she looked up at me,I pretended not to notice!.

 

[BenAdam]

I confess that I want to slap Brother Pinetree.

 

[pinetree]

I confess that I want to slap Brother Pinetree.

lol..that really made me laugh...

Give me the back of your hand...

Come on,,there must be more sins though..

 

[LaffyTaffy]

Saturday evening I tooted and blamed the dog.

 

[pinetree]

Saturday evening I tooted and blamed the dog.

Luke 7:47
Therefore, I tell you, her many sins !

Sounds like you need to go to the deliverance thread!

 

[pinetree]

here is another..

ya know that awful smell when a cat sprays...

well,one kept spraying my house,so I hit him with a 38 special,now he is no more...

when I hear the neighbors each day say.."here kitty kitty"

I giggle to myself and say,,,

"no kitty kitty'

 

[LaffyTaffy]

here is another..

ya know that awful smell when a cat sprays...

well,one kept spraying my house,so I hit him with a 38 special,now he is no more...

when the neighbors each day say.."here kitty kitty"

I giggle to myself and say,,,

"no kitty kitty'

:o I hope their dog never pees on your tires.

 

[Faulty]

I intentionally rushed ahead of an old lady at the supermarket,with my wagon full of food,in order to beat her to the register.When she looked up at me,I pretended not to notice!.

Hmmm, when I talked to my grandmother, who lives in Texas, she mentioned that some guy rushed ahead of her in line at the grocery store then proceeded to ignore her.

Then she told me that she was able to confront him in the parking lot and ended up beating the ever-loving snot out of him until he was begging for mercy. Well, I guess she felt sorry for him so she only belted him 3 or 4 more times.

So, how's that head wound PT?

 

[pinetree]

Hmmm, when I talked to my grandmother, who lives in Texas, she mentioned that some guy rushed ahead of her in line at the grocery store then proceeded to ignore her.

Then she told me that she was able to confront him in the parking lot and ended up beating the ever-loving snot out of him until he was begging for mercy. Well, I guess she felt sorry for him so she only belted him 3 or 4 more times.

So, how's that head wound PT?

Tall texan tales..

No way!

I whooped her but,and took all the food,I dont care if it is Thanksgiving week,I took the turkey,and all granny was left with was this!

 

[BenAdam]

When you have to fight for your food, it tastes a whole lot better.

 

[pinetree]

When you have to fight for your food, it tastes a whole lot better.

 

[Faulty]

It's ok to be embarassed PT. I hear she can be quite frisky when she turns the oxygen tank valve way up.

 

[ydouxist]

Grace

 

[BenAdam]

I confess that I steal money from tip jars and use it to support my lavish lifestyle by purchasing large hats.

 

[He put me back together]

I torture small mammals. Daily.

 

[He put me back together]

I confess that I steal money from tip jars and use it to support my lavish lifestyle by purchasing large hats.

Wait, wait, wait. Do you tithe? I steal from the offering plate, but I put 10% back.

 

[BenAdam]

Wait, wait, wait. Do you tithe? I steal from the offering plate, but I put 10% back.

good idea, that way I assuage my guilt

 

[Faulty]

I torture small mammals. Daily.

Your children?

 

[pinetree]

It's ok to be embarassed PT. I hear she can be quite frisky when she turns the oxygen tank valve way up.

Ok,I admit it..she was strong..

poor me..

 

[pinetree]

I torture small mammals. Daily.

baby hogs?