Silly Thoughts about God

[TriZz]

What is God to you?

For me, God is my Super Hero...

He's my morning Pop Tart...i can't start the day without Him.

Give your own special description...be creative, He likes that!

 

[cookieluvsjesus]

God to me...

He's my warm blanket on cold cold nights.
He's a big hug when i feel lonely.
He's my night and shining armor when i feel helpless and vulnerable.
He's my umbrella in a down pour
He's my Father in heaven, whom i adore like no other...
...........................
He's my everything!

 

[plum]

God is...

Free Fuel
The tree love grows on
The final answer
My shadow... always there even when I don't notice... and I can walk in His steps
A cold drink of water on the hottest day
A swift kick in the pants

 

[Bartimaeus]

Okay, this is kind of silly, but I decided that when I meet God, I want Him to be a lot like Morgan Freeman's God in "Bruce Almighty".

 

[Pseud]

Eddie Izzard called god 'captain God with the big beard' lol

 

[TriZz]

I get wrapped up, sometimes I watch Joan of Arcadia...and I wish God would come down like that, and I could talk to him. I know in a symbolic sense He does, but not quite as simply as on that show. I'd probably talk to him the same way that she does. Like..."FINE! I'll join the school play, you JERK!!"

But more realistically, If God was to show up like in human form in my life, I probably wouldn't even look at Him. I'd be sooooo like bowed down, I'd probably be laying as His feet like my cats do...

So, I suppose that God to me...is similar to me and my cats. Sometimes they do what I say, but most of the time they don't hear me. They bow down at my feet because they know that their life depends on me. And above all, I love them...and no matter how bad they are...Whenever they come and crawl up with me, I can't help but forgive them...

 

[Phrasedefina]

hehehe....this made me think of this skit on my last De La Soul cd (AOI part 2)

Evangelical preacher in a church: When I put the toast in THE TOASTER...WHO POP UP?
Congregation: JESUS!!!!!!!
Evangelical preacher in a church: When I OPEN UP MY CLOSET.....WHO DO I SEE??!!
Congregation: JESUS!!!!!!!!
Evangelical preacher in a church: NO!!!!....................BUT, He was right behind me! HE WAS RIGHT BEHIND ME!!!!!!!

I just like that skit.

 

[TriZz]

God is my 7-11

He's open for all of my needs 24/7!

 

[Bartimaeus]

God is my 7-11

He's open for all of my needs 24/7!

Yeah, but unlike 7 Eleven, you thank Him for Heaven, and not the other way around.

 

[TriZz]

Good call!!

 

[Bartimaeus]

Good call!!

thanks.

 

[TriZz]

God is like Credit Cards...

He's everywhere that I want to be...(and everywhere else too)
I never leave home without him...
and he's priceless...

 

[Bartimaeus]

God is like Clairol hair color...because I'm worth it...to Him.

 

[Bartimaeus]

Oh, and he's also lik e Allstate Insurance: with Him, you're in good hands.

 

[heavenliejediofthebeach]

Can't Beat the Real Thing(coke a cola )

 

[Bartimaeus]

God is like a chevy truck..."like a rock!" LOL!

 

[TriZz]

Can't Beat the Real Thing(coke a cola )

Always! (Coca-Cola)

 

[TriZz]

God is like McDonalds, because he loves to make me smile.

 

[Bartimaeus]

God is like General Electric...He brings good things to life!

 

[TriZz]

God is like General Electric...He brings good things to life!

NICE!!