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Underwire bras are one of the greatest inventions ever. However, each and every under wire decides the time and the place when it will escape from your bra (and it's usually the most inconvenient time possible for the bra-wearer). At that point, the bra turns into an instrument of torture.
When you're mowing, bees have no way of knowing that you aren't the enemy. They seemingly become convinced that you're trying to destroy their habitat and that you must be destroyed instead.
When you decide to work for your parents, make sure they supply workman's comp....in case you get attacked by a swarm of bees or something.
The good news...I got off work early today!
When you're mowing, bees have no way of knowing that you aren't the enemy. They seemingly become convinced that you're trying to destroy their habitat and that you must be destroyed instead.
When you decide to work for your parents, make sure they supply workman's comp....in case you get attacked by a swarm of bees or something.
The good news...I got off work early today!
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If you run out of laundry soap, and are forced to use a very, very small amount of Joy in your clothes washer....
Do not wait until your child comes in proclaiming that it's "SNOWING IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM!" to check to see how your washer handles a very, very small amount of Joy.
I needed to mop anyway, but COME ON.
Do not wait until your child comes in proclaiming that it's "SNOWING IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM!" to check to see how your washer handles a very, very small amount of Joy.
I needed to mop anyway, but COME ON.
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My mom has done that before, actually and that's why I knew to use a very, very small amount (not that it helped!)
That's an easy (but time-consuming) "fix".
I'll give it out in case anyone else ever has that experience.
Get a bucket and remove ALL the standing water in the bottom of your dishwasher. Dry off the bottom with a towel and make sure there isn't any remaining soap in the soap dispenser part.
Pour in a cup of white vinegar and about 3 TBSP of oil (I believe we used olive oil).
Then coat the entire bottom of the dishwasher with table salt (a thin layer).
Run the machine for 1 minute and if excess bubbles (there will be SOME) are still forming, you have to repeat the process (I didn't have to do it more than once).
Voila! Vinegar and oil kill bubbles and the salt takes the oil you used out of your machine.
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PS...for clothes washers, do not use oil and salt, just vinegar.
Remove the clothes (messy, messy, messy), pour in about 1 cup of vinegar, wait about 10 minutes, and then put the cycle on "drain".
Try running a load without clothes and if the bubbles aren't excessive, you're good to go!
Remove the clothes (messy, messy, messy), pour in about 1 cup of vinegar, wait about 10 minutes, and then put the cycle on "drain".
Try running a load without clothes and if the bubbles aren't excessive, you're good to go!
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Somebody stop me...I keep thinking of things.
7. Before you throw a shirt into the dryer to fluff it, make sure you know where your cat is.(Catlover is going to give me the smackdown).
8. Never reverse the direction of your ceiling fan when you have a house full of people.
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Thing #204 (that may be an exaggeration).
Dirty old men are not always old.
I met one of my new neighbors tonight.
Dirty old men are not always old.
I met one of my new neighbors tonight.
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#205 LOL.....apparently some people don't have the "honk if you're a Democrat" or "honk if you're a Republican" bumper stickers in order to feel an allegiance with you when you do honk. They want to know you're on the other "team" so they can flip you off.
It's true.
It's true.
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I've never had a bumper sticker. Never will.
When I reunited with my husband after 19 years, he had one that said "Come the rapture, we'll have the earth to ourselves!" Wiccans love that one.
When I reunited with my husband after 19 years, he had one that said "Come the rapture, we'll have the earth to ourselves!" Wiccans love that one.
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It's irony, because it's an attempt to make a jab at Christianity, when in reality the whole idea of a rapture is a jab at the truth of Christianity!
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