• Starting today August 7th, 2024, in order to post in the Married Couples, Courting Couples, or Singles forums, you will not be allowed to post if you have your Marital status designated as private. Announcements will be made in the respective forums as well but please note that if yours is currently listed as Private, you will need to submit a ticket in the Support Area to have yours changed.

  • CF has always been a site that welcomes people from different backgrounds and beliefs to participate in discussion and even debate. That is the nature of its ministry. In view of recent events emotions are running very high. We need to remind people of some basic principles in debating on this site. We need to be civil when we express differences in opinion. No personal attacks. Avoid you, your statements. Don't characterize an entire political party with comparisons to Fascism or Communism or other extreme movements that committed atrocities. CF is not the place for broad brush or blanket statements about groups and political parties. Put the broad brushes and blankets away when you come to CF, better yet, put them in the incinerator. Debate had no place for them. We need to remember that people that commit acts of violence represent themselves or a small extreme faction.

silly inventions

Jump to latest Follow Reply
Sort by date Sort by votes
A

A Sheep

Stop the suffering in Iraq
Mar 10, 2002
3,492
1
✟6,046.00
-Lawnmower without an engine.
-Gold clubs without heads.
-Square bowls.
-Television without a screen.
-Toaster Oven with a door that is not see-through.
-Notebooks with binding on both sides.
-Tea bag that disintegrates in hot water.
-Coffee flavoured tea and vice-versa.
-Battery powered battery charger.
-Orange juice with just pulp--sans juice.
-Dough-less pizza.
-An air conditioner in Canada.
-Suction-less vacuum cleaner.
-New "calorie free" water.
-Pre "holed" socks.
-Coffee flavoured "Kool-Aid."
-Shoes with "built-in" socks.
-Invisible mouse cursor.
-Printer with invisible ink.
-Titanium "non-mechanical" pencil.
-Door-less car.
-String-less tennis racket.
 
Upvote 0

lucypevensie

Not drinking the kool-aid
Site Supporter
Feb 4, 2002
35,302
26,562
WI
✟1,977,152.00
Faith
Christian
Marital Status
Married
peel-and-stick eye makeup

scratch and sniff restaurant menus

best-selling albums with generic singers

cherry flavored cigarettes

grocery cart with hand brakes

roller skates with bumpy wheels (for a more exciting ride)

water-filled life preserver
 
Upvote 0
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

  • Locked
Clarity on this? "Say something nice about Trump or I'll BLOCK YOU!" = a Bulverism + could breach forum rules.
Replies
14
Views
847
American Politics
linux.poet
Catholic Colleges Wrestle With AI in the Classroom
Replies
0
Views
111
One Bread, One Body - Catholic
Michie
How You Helped Academics Justify Sex With Children
Replies
1
Views
124
OBOB General Politics Forum
Wolseley
What is Calvinism and its beliefs?
Replies
14
Views
804
General Theology
BobRyan
Evolution conflict and division
Replies
138
Views
7K
Creation & Theistic Evolution
davetaff
D
Menu
Log in
Register