- Short Quiz-

[Abed_nego+2]

I didn't know where to post this so I put it here. Good luck!

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a “professional.” According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all the questions wrong; however, many preschoolers got several correct answers. Let’s see how you do!

(1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
(2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

(3) The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

(4) There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

 

[Thatgirloncfforums]

I didn't know where to post this so I put it here. Good luck!

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a “professional.” According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all the questions wrong; however, many preschoolers got several correct answers. Let’s see how you do!

(1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Well, you can buy a custom made refrigerator or you can kill the giraffe, cut it up and pack it into a smaller one.

(2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Same method.

(3) The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

The Lion King since he is hosting and not a guest or alternatively, his last meal.

(4) There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

Become a crocodile.

 

[sandman]

I know the answers ...so I won't reply...Think like a kid and pay attention to story line

 

[Hank77]

I didn't know where to post this so I put it here. Good luck!

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a “professional.” According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all the questions wrong; however, many preschoolers got several correct answers. Let’s see how you do!

(1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
(2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

(3) The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

(4) There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

It's really impossible to test your abilities without knowing the correct answer to the question/s before the next question.

 

[Palmfever]

As with many polls or riddles the answer is up to the writer. This writer didn't give enough info. The question is how do you... in a refrigerator? There were logical answers here. The sequential suggestion by someone was helpful.

 

[Thatgirloncfforums]

As with many polls or riddles the answer is up to the writer. This writer didn't give enough info. The question is how do you... in a refrigerator? There were logical answers here. The sequential suggestion by someone was helpful.

sequential as in:
The giraffe and elephant are tossed into the river to distract the alligators, killing the giraffe and elephant, so they didn't show up at the lion's party (the leftovers were put into the fridge)?

 

[Palmfever]

sequential as in:
The giraffe and elephant are tossed into the river to distract the alligators, killing the giraffe and elephant, so they didn't show up at the lion's party (the leftovers were put into the fridge)?

Another free thinker

 

[Abed_nego+2]

Here are the answers to the four questions:

(1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The Correct Answer – Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

(2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? The Correct Answer – Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions

(3) The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Correct Answer – The elephant. He is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory

(4) There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? The Correct Answer – You swim across because all the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference. This test whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

 

[Thatgirloncfforums]

1 Ok.
2 Why take the giraffe out? If the fridge is big enough they can both fit.
3 Only if the fridge is too small to fit both animals.
4 What if the lion king's conference is at the river? Edit: Also, the question stated that the crocodiles are in the river--present tense: It is inhabited...

 

[Hank77]

Edit: Also, the question stated that the crocodiles are in the river--present tense: It is inhabited...

But it is inhabited by crocodiles.
?
That just means that they live there not that they are always present there. ?

 

[Thatgirloncfforums]

But it is inhabited by crocodiles.
?
That just means that they live there not that they are always present there. ?

True. I stand corrected.

 

[jamiec]

I didn't know where to post this so I put it here. Good luck!

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a “professional.” According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all the questions wrong; however, many preschoolers got several correct answers. Let’s see how you do!

(1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
(2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

(3) The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

(4) There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

1. With difficulty

2. Get a really large refrigerator, or cut him into slices, or both. Ground elephant is another possibility.

3. The Lion King, or, failing him, possibly Mufasa.

4. Use their bodies as pontoons.

 

[OldWiseGuy]

This 'test' is for kids, not professionals. A professional would,

Not associate any of the questions.

Cut up both the giraffe and the elephant and place them in a large commercial refrigerator.

Have no idea which animal wasn't present at the convention.

Would cross the crocodile infested river in a boat.