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[Dewjunkie]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20021206/ap_on_re_us/obit_wallace_2

WHAT?!  Bigfoot's not real?  Man, all this time I've wasted studying footprints and grainy images in the name of scientific curiosity.  Next thing you're going to try to tell me is that the Loch Ness Monster photos are altered.

 

 

[panterapat]

Are you ready for this?
There is no Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, or boogy man.
There is however, still a Santa Claus.

Pat

 

[Knight]

If there's no more Tooth fairy I think I can explain why.

The price of teeth has not increased more than the 3% annual inflation rate over the past 20 years.

The rate at which she buys teeth from children has increased from $0.25 twenty years ago to as much as $5.00 in recent years. That's an increase of around 2000%!!!!

Conclusion: The Tooth Fairy went bankrupt.

 

[Dewjunkie]

I read somewhere that the Tooth Fairy had filed for protection under Chapter 11, but a Bail-out was rejected by the Senate. Apparently, Strom Thurmond was bitter because he didn't get any money for his teeth the second time they fell out, so he cast the final and deciding vote to let her perish.

Awful.

 

[JohnR7]

"Jeff Meldrum, an associate professor of anatomy and anthropology at Idaho State University, says he has casts of 40 to 50 footprints he believes were made by authentic unknown primates. "

I am not convinced myself that there is no "bigfoot". Although the only evidence seems to be human like footprints.

 

[AnnMercy2]

Bigfoot dead??? Oh no no he can't be dead. He was so furry and cute and and huggable *sniff*

Okay I'm done

 

[Knight]

huggable??????

dew,
You think the Tooth Fairy will refile since Strom has now officially retired? I have a theory about him as well. I think he was embalmed 20 years ago and nobody told him. (No disrespect intended. Just light-hearted humor.)

 

[Sauron]

Originally posted by Dewjunkie
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20021206/ap_on_re_us/obit_wallace_2

WHAT?!  Bigfoot's not real?  Man, all this time I've wasted studying footprints and grainy images in the name of scientific curiosity.  Next thing you're going to try to tell me is that the Loch Ness Monster photos are altered.

 

Wow.  The next natural conclusion is that the fuzzy images of some boat shaped thing in the snow on Mt. Ararat are also faked.

 

 

[LightBearer]

Originally posted by Sauron
Wow.  The next natural conclusion is that the fuzzy images of some boat shaped thing in the snow on Mt. Ararat are also faked.

 

If it's boat shaped then it is fake.  The Ark was no more than a big rectangular chest made to float. not sail.