SENIOR IN CONTROL !
An elderly woman had just returned to her home
from an evening of
church services when she was startled by an
intruder. She caught the burglar robbing her home of its valuables
and she yelled,
'STOP! Acts 2:38 ! (' Repent and be baptized, in
the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven')
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman
calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he
asked the burglar, 'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady
did was yell a Scripture to you.'
Scripture?' replied the burglar 'She said she
had an Ax and Two 38's!'
An elderly woman had just returned to her home
from an evening of
church services when she was startled by an
intruder. She caught the burglar robbing her home of its valuables
and she yelled,
'STOP! Acts 2:38 ! (' Repent and be baptized, in
the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven')
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman
calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he
asked the burglar, 'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady
did was yell a Scripture to you.'
Scripture?' replied the burglar 'She said she
had an Ax and Two 38's!'
