Semi-Pelagian-narrower- Catechism

[BBAS 64]

Good Day, All

This is just to funny not to share.

http://maniladrive.blogspot.com/2005/02/semi-pelagian-narrower-catechism.html

Pick your Favorite... Mine

36. Q: Who is the Holy Spirit?
A: The Holy Spirit is a gentleman Who would never barge in.


ROTFLMHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Imblessed]

I like 7. ....God in his sovereignity chose not to be sovereign......

(and I feel very guilty for laughing so hard, especially since not so long ago, I believed all that!)

 

[Bulldog]

 

[Bulldog]

Pick your Favorite

That's tough...I guess I'd say 37 (30 is pretty close up there to)

37. Q: How long hath the Holy Spirit been at work?
A: The Holy Spirit hath been at work for more than a century: expressly, since the nineteenth-century Revitalization brought about by traveling Evangelists carrying tents across America.

 

[Wilfred of Ivanhoe]

that was great!

 

[Wilfred of Ivanhoe]

I guess I will go with 19

19. Q: What are the means given whereby we may save large crowds of souls in a spectacular manner?
A: Such a spectacle is accomplished by means of well-publicized Crusades and Revivals which (in order that none may be loath to attend) are best conducted anywhere else but in a Church.

 

[rnmomof7]

That is very funny

 

[Beoga]

this is my fav

10. Q: What is thy story? What is thy song?
A: Praising my Savior all the day long.

11. Q: You ask me how I know he lives?
A: He lives within my heart.

12. Q: And what else hast thou got in thine heart?
A: I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart.

13. Q: Where??
A: Down in my heart!

14. Q: Where???
A: Down in my heart!!

 

[Imblessed]

this is my fav

10. Q: What is thy story? What is thy song?
A: Praising my Savior all the day long.

11. Q: You ask me how I know he lives?
A: He lives within my heart.

12. Q: And what else hast thou got in thine heart?
A: I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart.

13. Q: Where??
A: Down in my heart!

14. Q: Where???
A: Down in my heart!!

I about fell over on those, just because I remember singing that song in church camp year after year. What a crazy fun song to sing at camp!

 

[Cajun Huguenot]

WOW. That was good I will have to throw out the Shorter Catechism and replace it with the Narrower Catechism.

TOOO Funny!!