Scientists Debunked

[Edx]

It's official: Scientists: Soccer Most Exciting Sport.

That officially ends any credibility of the theory of evolution.

Im convinced. Football sucks.

 

[Lord Emsworth]

here's some reading for ya:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/EDUCATION/0...students.ap/index.html?section=cnn_topstories
http://www.newhousenews.com/archive/wood033105.html

Haven't you just, like, debunked science?

 

[Beastt]

Bah, the only real sport is rock climbing!

Sorry, but with all due respect, I simply have to disagree. Rock climbing isn't a sport. It's just a way of feeling taller than the rock.

Now if you want a real sport, try cycling! *pedal* *pedal* *pedal* *pedal* *pedal* *pedal* *pedal* *pedal* *pedal* *pedal* *pedal* *pedal* *pedal* *pedal* *pedal* *pedal* *pedal* *pedal* *pedal* *pedal* *wheeze* *pedal* *pedal* *pedal* *pedal* *pedal* *pedal* *gasp* *pedal* *pedal* *pedal* *pedal* ...

... okay, if you don't understand the strategy, I guess it can be a bit boring.

In reality, I'll accept almost anything except golf (GOLF IS NOT A SPORT!), and hunting. Sitting in a tree-stand, waiting for Bambi to walk by and blasting away from 400-yards isn't "sporting" in any sense of the word.

 

[MemeBuster]

I fail to see how articles claiming that young people are stupid in any way opposes the theory of evolution.

You must be a seventh-day-adventist to understand that kind of reasoning!


MB.

 

[Uphill Battle]

I had to get in on it too. Soccer sucks. Nothing like watching 90+ minutes of ball passing, with the most likely result a nil nil draw.

and Corvax, just was doing the math, 10 a day, might be a little less if the poster is a driveby. 10X30 seconds, I'd wager (maybe 15 if grammar is overlooked!) 3, 4 minutes.

 

[HairlessSimian]

I think what really hurts the scientists' credibility is that baseball was even tested for excitement.

Unless, of course, they needed to establish a zero point on the scale, and "watching paint dry" was dismissed for being potentially exciting to Sherwin-Williams employees.

Baseball was S. J. Gould's favorite sport.

It's a bi-level sport. It appeals to intellectuals and to non-intellectuals, but it's too intellectual for the average dumb-ass to enjoy and too dumb for the average smart-ass to enjoy.

 

[HairlessSimian]

There are only 2 real sports: boxing and mountain climbing. Everything else is just a game.

How about mountain boxing and boxer mounting?

 

[Silent Bob]

Since the 4th of July of 2004 football is the best!!!

 

[Hydra009]

I had to get in on it too. Soccer sucks. Nothing like watching 90+ minutes of ball passing, with the most likely result a nil nil draw.

Keep in mind that "exciting" was defined by the percent of upsets - unpredictable victories. Soccer definitely takes the cake in that category because the matches tend to be very low-scoring compared to other sports like football, basketball, etc so that it doesn't take much to get the upper hand.

 

[Uphill Battle]

Keep in mind that "exciting" was defined by the percent of upsets - unpredictable victories. Soccer definitely takes the cake in that category because the matches tend to be very low-scoring compared to other sports like football, basketball, etc so that it doesn't take much to get the upper hand.

true. But I don't know if that definition of exciting really takes the cake. ah well, some find curling exciting.

 

[Illuminatus]

Haven't you just, like, debunked science?

No, but he has, in fact, debunked the small part of me that believed that Riddick is not just a master troll.

 

[Nightson]

There's no way that OP wasn't a joke.