School Homework Policy

[Kaylee4Christ]

Here is an explanation of the school homework policy:
Students should not spend more than 90 minutes per night. This time should
be budgeted in the following manner:


15 minutes looking for assignment
11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment
23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children
8 minutes in the bathroom
10 minutes getting a snack
7 minutes checking the TV Guide
6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment
10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment

LONG TERM ASSIGNMENTS

These are given the night before they are due. This explains the name "long
term". It is a long term commitment to time that begins at 9:30PM and ends
at 11:50PM - or later. It is important that the whole family is involved in
the project. It is imperative that at least one family member races to
Walmart/KMart for posterboard, and that at least one family member ends up
in tears (does not have to be the student).

One parent needs to stay up and complete the project. The other parent
needs to call the school and leave a message that the student is out sick.

It is not necessary to have the student's name on the assignment

 

[DavidH]

lol

 

[JesusFreak08]

niiiice

 

[Disciple_Of_God19]

dang...too bad I never came across this policy when I was in school!

 

[Disciple_Of_God19]

I mean...not only is this one of the most hilarious things I've ever heard of, but I so could've showed my teachers this and watched the expressions on their faces go from happy, to sour, to confusion, to horror (maybe) or just start busting out laughing. Maybe I should do that anyway...

 

[Lessien]

I wanna go to that school!

 

[Locket]

Sounds rather true. I fear for our society

 

[Alive again]

rotfl

 

[God totally rox]

This sounds strangely familiar to what I used to do.

 

[Daisysqueaks]

This sounds strangely familiar to what I used to do.

Just what I was thinking

 

[peggysue17]

man im glad i was homeschooled!!!

 

[Silent_J]

lol

 

[Kaylee4Christ]

 

[Jet1988]

Rotfl

 

[ForgivenToo]

That's pretty funny, sadly it reminded me that i need to check my daughter's homework!

 

[jon7521]

heck yes! story of my life right there

 

[Aimee03]

lol, that is cute!

 

[tqpix]

LONG TERM ASSIGNMENTS

These are given the night before they are due. This explains the name "long
term". It is a long term commitment to time that begins at 9:30PM and ends
at 11:50PM - or later. It is important that the whole family is involved in
the project. It is imperative that at least one family member races to
Walmart/KMart for posterboard, and that at least one family member ends up
in tears (does not have to be the student).

One parent needs to stay up and complete the project. The other parent
needs to call the school and leave a message that the student is out sick.

It is not necessary to have the student's name on the assignment

Not that this happened to me, but this sure brought back a lot of bad memeories of when I was in school.

 

[Kaylee4Christ]

I posted this on our fridge.

 

[just_dance]

that is so true with some of my friends