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A few things to do in a lift:
1. Shout at the top of your the floor number and what they sell.
2. Act surprised when the doors open.
3. When people enter the lift, look at them say'did I give permission to come into home'
4. Press the floor button for people but act you get a electric shock from it and enjoy it.
5. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
6. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!".
7. Shout the wrong floor number and argue loudly with who ever dares to correct you.
8. Shave.
9. Open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
10. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
11. Hand out leaflets on the dangers of lifts and have a paragraph on the leaflet telling people to watch out for idiots in lifts.
12. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
13. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
14. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
15. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
16. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
17. Pretend your are a repair man here to fix the lift. Wait until its busy and tell everyone to get out of the lift. You get in, get your paper out and sit and relax
18. Act surprised when it starts to move and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!"
19. Set out a pinic set on the floor and suggest to the other passengers to join you in afternoon tea
20. On entering, ask the passengers if they want to be your friend. Burst into tears if they say no.
A few things to do in a lift:
1. Shout at the top of your the floor number and what they sell.
2. Act surprised when the doors open.
3. When people enter the lift, look at them say'did I give permission to come into home'
4. Press the floor button for people but act you get a electric shock from it and enjoy it.
5. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
6. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!".
7. Shout the wrong floor number and argue loudly with who ever dares to correct you.
8. Shave.
9. Open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
10. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
11. Hand out leaflets on the dangers of lifts and have a paragraph on the leaflet telling people to watch out for idiots in lifts.
12. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
13. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
14. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
15. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
16. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
17. Pretend your are a repair man here to fix the lift. Wait until its busy and tell everyone to get out of the lift. You get in, get your paper out and sit and relax
18. Act surprised when it starts to move and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!"
19. Set out a pinic set on the floor and suggest to the other passengers to join you in afternoon tea
20. On entering, ask the passengers if they want to be your friend. Burst into tears if they say no.
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