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Satan Vs. Jesus

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Satan comes up to Jesus one day and tells him
"haha I'll betcha anything im a better programer then you any day any time."
Jesus smiled as replied
"ok lets have a contest. God will judge who the better programer is"
They both agreed to 2 hours of time to create the best computer program they could.
An hour and half into the competition a power surge shuts off both computers.
Satan jumps up and screams "MY WORK! I can't do that again in 30 mins."
Jesus then said "we must hurry we only have 30 mins to make our programs."
So they both sat down and worked even more rapidly.
30 mins pass and Gods says stop.
Satan goes first and shows what he made and its horribly created.
Jesus then turns his computer around and its the most amazing thing you have ever seen.. so beautiful and perfect.
Satan yells "How did you do that in 30 mins!"
Jesus smiled and God replied to Satan.
"Didn't you know.. JESUS SAVES