hey i just joined, but i really dont understand this game. if any members have tips, please help!!!
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sambeach777
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i think i figured it out!
ok, ive been around the site a few times, and i think i almost have it right. this is supposed to be a page where i make a story about my character!! ...... ?? i guess. is it?
ok, ive been around the site a few times, and i think i almost have it right. this is supposed to be a page where i make a story about my character!! ...... ?? i guess. is it?
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ok.. so my character... is a human. not an elf. or a dog. or a monkey. even though sloths are cool. ok... so my character is 7/8 human and 1/8 sloth. just so i can hang upside down. or maybe i should be a possum. an albino possum. no.. AAAH! what should i make my character?
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ok.. my character is.. the banana from 'peanut butter jelly time'
my weapon is.. a shovel. i like shovels. and i like to dig. so my weapon is a shovel.
my weapon is.. a shovel. i like shovels. and i like to dig. so my weapon is a shovel.
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ok.. so my shovel wielding banana started out as a street musician. playing... baritone ukelele. he didnt make any money, but didnt need it, because he's a banana and he doesnt have to eat if i dont want him to.
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so one day a gang of janitors stole his baritone ukelele and sold it on eBay. they threw a shovel at him and ran away.
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so he grabbed the shovel that he named john... and flew away. because i think he should be able to fly.
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then he flew all the way to... a library.. and read a book about judo. and then he joined a judo club. and now he can use his shovel as a dangrous garden digger/ snowboard... /baseball bat/ eating utensil.. (even though he really doesnt eat)
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so one day he was riding his tank through the rocky mountians... and a turtle flew up to him and told him about an evil gang of janitors that were being mean to a villiage of apple people (who use linux by the way) and stealing the hog dogs off of their hot dog trees
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and this made him mad because... he dont want no stinking badgers. so he diecieded to seek VINJANSE on his baritone ukelele and track down the janitorres. he'd also save to apple people in the process.
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so then the bird hijacked his tank and used it to float across the bleu ocean... but then the bird drowned in 300 feet of cheese. the banana was sad and birdies death drove him off the edge. so then he went to the apple village.
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and while he was in the apple villiage he defaeated the janiotores with his shovel powers. the apple linux users were safe. the banana tracked down his precious baritone ukelele... only to find out that it was purchased by an evil gorilla named griswold. banana's new mission is to find griswold and get his baritone ukelele back.
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