Why can't i just be made ruler of the world? It would make the world a much nicer place to live. Questions?
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Ruler of the world?
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Nathan Poe
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Because Chuck Norris is already ruler of the world -- the "United Nations" is just a code name for his fan club.
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I see. Just another thing Chuck Norris has beaten me at. I could have been first man on alpha centari too but no he just has to do everything.
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Nathan Poe
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris was not the first man on Alpha Centauri. It was Melvin Branowitz, a stuntman who landed on Alpha Centauri three days after taking a roundhouse kick in Chuck Norris' first motion picture.
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Nathan Poe
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NASA tried using Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks as a propulsion system -- the last recorded experiment was on January 28, 1986.
Since then, NASA concluded that a combination of liquid hydrogen and oxygen was a safer and less volitile fuel source.
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Nathan Poe
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Interestingly enough, that's what Chuck said when he was watching 300 on DVD -- and he was referring to the Spartans.
Then he stuck his foot through the television screen and somehow managed to roundhouse-kick the entire Persian army.
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Nathan Poe
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An entire new branch of Quantum Physics has been invented to explain this phenomenon: Apparantly the force of Chuck Norris' kick through the television screen was powerful enough to cause a rip in the fabric of space-time, allowing his foot, travelling faster than light, to travel into the past.
Scientists believe this is also why it is possible for Chuck Norris to literally kick you into next week.
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no that is due to time dialation. when things go fast, time goes slow. so by the time you have stopped it is next week. 
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Nathan Poe
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no that is due to time dialation. when things go fast, time goes slow. so by the time you have stopped it is next week.
So it's the "Time Dilation" theory vs. the "Time/Space Vortex" theory.
I say, teach the controversy!
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Nathan Poe
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More important:
Live and Let Die --
The Paul McCartney original
or
The Guns N' Roses cover version?
(P.S. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head)
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Nathan Poe
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A better place for guys, anyway -- cooler gadgets and a lot more sex.
(James Bond slept with approximately 50 women throughout his film "career." Chuck Norris considers that "A slow Tuesday.")
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Science can study the immovable object being stuck by an indestructable force, won't that cause the splitting of an atom from preasure and heat?
The time travelling thing gave me a headache trying to figure it out.
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