Ruin a wish...

[.Sabre.]

Granted--but you bring back the bubonic plague in the process!

I wish I could paint the forums purple!

 

[Melethiel]

Granted, but then your computer monitor fails and doesn't read purple.

I wish I had some eggs.

 

[free2be]

Granted, but they're rotten.

I wish the rain would turn into a beautiful sunny day.

 

[rrguy]

Granted, you forgot to mention where so now its sunny here. Plus you find I am not able to grant wishes.

I wish people would do less wishing & more praying.

 

[.Sabre.]

Granted, but then everyone becomes overly serious and drives you insane!


I wish I could throw squished bananas at the superadmins.

 

[Melethiel]

Granted, but they throw squished tomatoes back at you.

It's such a lovely day, I wish I didn't have class today.

 

[GreenMunchkin]

Wish granted... but you find out this class would have consisted of eating chocolate.

I wish The Princess Bride was a true story.

 

[D'Ann]

Wish granted... but you find out this class would have consisted of eating chocolate.

I wish The Princess Bride was a true story.

Ooooh... Me too. Wish granted. Except her prince is Brad Pitt and you are the Princess Bride.

I wish that all of the hungry and homeless were fed and had homes.

 

[MrJim]

Ooooh... Me too. Wish granted. Except her prince is Brad Pitt and you are the Princess Bride.

I wish that all of the hungry and homeless were fed and had homes.

Granted~Except you're doing all the cooking for them.

I wish I didn't have to perform in a play at Church for the kiddies tomorrow.

 

[free2be]

Granted...you now have to perform in a play for the adults tomorrow....good luck

I wish I had a chocolate milkshake right now!

 

[GreenMunchkin]

Wish granted... but you got it from a health food shop and it turns out to be carob.

I wish all food was ice-cream.

 

[LivingLifeHisWay]

Granted but you gain 1,000 pounds. Sorry

I wish that all flowers were daisies....

 

[free2be]

Granted...but there are no more roses

I wish every day was Sunday!