Ruin a wish...

[GreenMunchkin]

Tis another game

How it works is, someone wishes for something, and the next person grants the wish... then ruins it.

Eg:

Wisher: I wish I had a million dollars.

Next person: wo0t! Wish granted! Except it's a million Mars dollars, worth approximately ten bucks.

The person who ruined the wish then makes their own wish, and so on and so on.

I saw this in another forum and it looked so fun, and lots of scope for letting imaginations run wild

I'll get us started:

I wish I had a puppy.

 

[~*Lady Trekki*~]

Granted! Except the puppy isnt housetrained so he goes and piddles all over your nice new white carpet. Not only that...he leaves you a little gift behind the couch. Aww...aren't puppies cute?

I wish I could fly.

 

[GreenMunchkin]

wo0t! Wish granted. Except you're given a plane, and all the planet's oil reserves have run out, so no petrol...

I wish it was Spring.

 

[psalms 91]

wish granted, it is spring but it is the first day of spring and its 27 degrees outside with a blinding snowstorm

I wish that it was summer again

 

[.Sabre.]

Granted, it's summer again. But you get horribly sunburned and have to stay inside for the rest of it.

I wish I had a pair of Doc Martens.

 

[Rhamiel]

Granted, a pair of my hand me down torn up worn out Doc Martens

I wish for a nice steak dinner

 

[GreenMunchkin]

Wish granted. But as you're about to cook it, there's a knock at the door. The cow wants his leg back.

I wish chocolate was calorie-free.

 

[Melethiel]

Granted...only now it doesn't taste like chocolate anymore, but like a poor imitation.

I wish I could take a free tour of Europe.

 

[~*Lady Trekki*~]

Granted...only now it doesn't taste like chocolate anymore, but like a poor imitation.

I wish I could take a free tour of Europe.

Granted! But it turns out to be so fast you don't get to see much.

I wish I had a horse.

 

[GreenMunchkin]

Wish granted... but it's a shetland pony and it's ornery.

I wish I was in a field of daisies.

 

[Melethiel]

Wish granted... but it's a shetland pony and it's ornery.

I wish I was in a field of daisies.

Granted...only you now discover that you're allergic to daisies. Have some Advil.

I wish I was a concert organist.

 

[free2be]

Granted, but the organ you're on is terribly out of tune.

I wish I could run on 4 hours sleep and still feel refreshed.

 

[Time2BCounted]

Granted, but now you have to double your income because you quadruple your coffee intake

I wish i had my own mountain

 

[jad123]

Granted, but a massive landslide occurs and now you a giant pile of rubble.

I wish I could visit another planet.

 

[~*Lady Trekki*~]

Granted! But then you are the only one there and it has no drive thrus.

I wish I could see my boyfriend right now. (he lives in Atlanta and I'm in ND )

 

[sageoffools]

Granted! But you see him making out with some hot girl!

I wish I had a Ferrari

 

[jad123]

Granted, But then you receive a reckless driving ticket and have your license suspended.

I wish I could be an eagle.

 

[~*Lady Trekki*~]

Granted! But then some poacher catches you and sells you to a zoo.

I wish all my bills were paid off.

 

[free2be]

Granted but you haven't any money left to pay for the ones coming up.

I wish I could live where it was warm all year round.

 

[~*Lady Trekki*~]

Granted but you haven't any money left to pay for the ones coming up.

I wish I could live where it was warm all year round.

Granted! But then the bugs run you out of town.

I wish I lived near a butterfly exhibit.