- Mar 19, 2006
- 75
- 16
- Faith
- Baptist
- Marital Status
- Single
- Politics
- US-Republican
Man oh man, today was rough. First I went to work. That was fine and well until the guy I owe money to for shanking some punk in prison up in Santa Fe came to collect. I didn't have the money so he sucker punched me in the mouth and stole my molars instead. I'm pretty sure he would have taken my kidneys, but I lied and told him I had to give those to the family of the guy he shanked.
Well, I couldn't leave work because we are so short staffed right now, so I just stuffed some wadded up paper towels in the holes in my gums. The blood trickling into my stomach roused my appetite and I was suddenly insatiably hungry. So I got some tacos. After all, it is Taco Tuesday at Del Taco and not even Tanya Harding can't beat that with a crowbar.
The tacos were pretty good. They were what you can expect for 3 tacos for $1.29--greasy, cheesy, and chewy. Yes, chewy; but come on you get 3 for $1.29, there isn't much room to complain, even if I did bite into that piece of cow hoof. Pretty sure they grind the whole cow. But it's 3 tacos for $1.29, people!
After lunch and when I was relieved of my shift by Paul, I went off to school. That was horrid from the start. If it weren't demeaning enough that our teacher reads us picture books, she also made us to sit on a magic carpet while she read. I wasn't fooled though. I know that carpet wasn't magic, because I have one at home that I bought on Ebay that was actually used in the filming of Disney's Aladdin...and it really does fly, but the guy I bought it from said not to try it unless you have a carpet license, and I don't.
But anyway, there I was sitting on the carpet, next to my ex, Amanda. I'm pretty sure she is still in love with me because she kept writing on my arm in permanent marker, "I'm still in love with you." I scrubbed for like an hour and a half with Lava soap. I almost passed out from the bleeding, but I think I got most of it off. After prying her off of me after story time, I went home. Class wasn't over, but I was bleeding out of my ears and the vacancies where my molars once lived had begun to throb.
I got home and hooked up the unit of blood that I keep in the freezer in case of days like this when I am running low, and ate some fajitas. They were good. Nothing bad about them. Now I am just waiting to go to sleep. I hope I have good dreams. And if my stalker ex kills me tonight...I hope I sleep through it.
Well, I couldn't leave work because we are so short staffed right now, so I just stuffed some wadded up paper towels in the holes in my gums. The blood trickling into my stomach roused my appetite and I was suddenly insatiably hungry. So I got some tacos. After all, it is Taco Tuesday at Del Taco and not even Tanya Harding can't beat that with a crowbar.
The tacos were pretty good. They were what you can expect for 3 tacos for $1.29--greasy, cheesy, and chewy. Yes, chewy; but come on you get 3 for $1.29, there isn't much room to complain, even if I did bite into that piece of cow hoof. Pretty sure they grind the whole cow. But it's 3 tacos for $1.29, people!
After lunch and when I was relieved of my shift by Paul, I went off to school. That was horrid from the start. If it weren't demeaning enough that our teacher reads us picture books, she also made us to sit on a magic carpet while she read. I wasn't fooled though. I know that carpet wasn't magic, because I have one at home that I bought on Ebay that was actually used in the filming of Disney's Aladdin...and it really does fly, but the guy I bought it from said not to try it unless you have a carpet license, and I don't.
But anyway, there I was sitting on the carpet, next to my ex, Amanda. I'm pretty sure she is still in love with me because she kept writing on my arm in permanent marker, "I'm still in love with you." I scrubbed for like an hour and a half with Lava soap. I almost passed out from the bleeding, but I think I got most of it off. After prying her off of me after story time, I went home. Class wasn't over, but I was bleeding out of my ears and the vacancies where my molars once lived had begun to throb.
I got home and hooked up the unit of blood that I keep in the freezer in case of days like this when I am running low, and ate some fajitas. They were good. Nothing bad about them. Now I am just waiting to go to sleep. I hope I have good dreams. And if my stalker ex kills me tonight...I hope I sleep through it.
