A robber went into this persons house and was trying to steal a radio. Then heard a voice that said "Jesus is watching you." Then he was trying to steal a tv again he heard "Jesus is watching you." This time he turned on the light and looked around but all he saw was a bird . He asked the bird what his name was and he said"my name is Moses." The robber then asked "Who is Jesus?" The bird said "Jesus is the dog."
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IcingontheCake
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That is funny, and I did hear it before long ago, but forgot the outcome. So it was funny all over again! 
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