Return of the King

[Gilbert Switzer]

When Jesus comes back will He preach on the Internet? Will He have His own website?

In the movie, Jesus Christ Superstar, He comes back as a rock singer. I actually think He'd make a better bass player. Jesus is HEAVY.

 

[elman]

When Jesus comes back will He preach on the Internet? Will He have His own website?

In the movie, Jesus Christ Superstar, He comes back as a rock singer. I actually think He'd make a better bass player. Jesus is HEAVY.

I think when He comes, preaching and the internet will be irrelavant.

 

[Moros]

I think he'd be more concerned with kicking ass and judging souls than blogging. But he isn't coming back, so I wouldn't concern myself with it too much.

 

[Uphill Battle]

I think he'd be more concerned with kicking ass and judging souls than blogging. But he isn't coming back, so I wouldn't concern myself with it too much.

not coming back? where do you get that from?

 

[Blessed-one]

not coming back? where do you get that from?

see his faith icon.

um, isn't it going to be real sudden when He comes back? and there'll be no time to do other things else.

 

[chava]

I don't think He'll need the internet. He'll have His own way of getting His point across without conforming to the world. Such as ascending from the clouds for all to see Him, defeating the antichrist,and reigning for a millenium.

 

[Gilbert Switzer]

I don't think He'll need the internet. He'll have His own way of getting His point across without conforming to the world. Such as ascending from the clouds for all to see Him...

So you don't think He'll be a regular guy?

 

[Patzak]

If he comes back, he'll have quite a problem preaching, cause noone will believe he's the real thing. Preaching on the internet? Maybe he already is, check out http://www.tedjesuschristgod.org/. Preaching on a street corner? Would anyone really believe him after hundreds of people throughout history claimed to have been him?

Well, maybe he could perform a miracle or two to prove he's the son of God? But we're getting enough miracles without him, one just has to check out the yellow print to read about them.

Though if a couple million people got raptured out of the world, I guess that would be a pretty good indication that he's probably back.

 

[artjack]

Jesus has already done preaching, im sure he is not into cloneing as such, he is more repent & be born again

 

[Blessed-one]

If he comes back, he'll have quite a problem preaching, cause noone will believe he's the real thing.

lol! in other word, there's no IF and speculation. The real one can't be substituted.

 

[Gilbert Switzer]

lol!

 

[Scell]

and here I thought this thread was going to be some philosophical discussion of the LotR trilogy or something

 

[DailyBlessings]

and here I thought this thread was going to be some philosophical discussion of the LotR trilogy or something

Hey, Tolkien's philosophy can be kind of interesting. Great Eucatastrophe and all that.