When you want a job , you need to be at the same frequency as your boss. Your boss simply needs someone to get stuff done. So basically you have to be POSITIVE to the grave. No matter what happens how bad it goes,not matter how much you lose, always have an attitude that you are a captain who will steer the ship into a sunny horizon. And if things go wrong you will go down with the ship.
Basically your Resume is just a formality. Think like this (for instance)" well, im going to work at an ice-cream stable. Just fill your resume with anything that you think your boss would like to hear. Sadly enough the truth has got nothing to do with it, just state you like ice-cream, that you made ice-cream since you where little with your mother, and that everyone liked your ice-cream, and that you are really creative when it comes to ice-cream, and whatever more your boss likes to hear.
Here comes the clue. When you get hired, your boss basicly wants you to shut up/do your work(hard) and not make any problems/ Whenever a verbal problem does occur, just say ( i don't have any time for arguments) and continue what you do, just be sure you did everything via the rules, if the problem still continues. Go private 4 eyes, and fight it out with a discussion.
That should do it. + signature, and your in.