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[Virgil the Roman]

So many jokes to make, so little time...

Ah, but of course.

 

[Twelvestring Johnny]

Sweetea?

 

[Twelvestring Johnny]

So I's riding full speed along the King's Highway, and some yokel hanging on his fence shouts "Hey Johnny, 'tis rob nothin' day, y'know!". And stops up and levels me flintlock at'm and gives him a gentle reminder; "That's where ye're wrong, ya puddin'". And I didn't gets mor'n half a groat for me trouble, but I s'pose there's always the satisfaction of teachin' some saucy beggar a lesson.

 

[AMDG]

Sweetea?

You've got to try it. It's like iced tea, but not as bitter.

 

[Antigone]

Sweetea?

Yes, honeybun?

 

[Twelvestring Johnny]

You've got to try it. It's like iced tea, but not as bitter.

Hm. Well, I tend more towards Grog, or Blue-Ruin, or White Wool or French Fizz, maybe. And I can stomach a Taplash or a Stichback if I have to. But if I find "Sweet Tea" chalked up on the wall at the next tavern I frequent, I might take your word and sip me a cup.

 

[Twelvestring Johnny]

Yes, honeybun?

You've been wearing my hat again!

 

[Virgil the Roman]

Ah, Johnny Boy, Sittin' with me lasses, drinkin' all me gin......across the Western Ocean, I must wander......YouTube - The Dubliners-All for me Grog

 

[JoabAnias]

I need a drink. Not to get drunk but to forget.

 

[Twelvestring Johnny]

Ah, Johnny Boy, Sittin' with me lasses, drinkin' all me gin......across the Western Ocean, I must wander......YouTube - The Dubliners-All for me Grog

Ah, yes, that would be right modern music for me.

I was gonna wander an' all across that Western Ocean. Aboard the good ship Weaky; but that blasted ol' tub was so leaky it went right down in the drink just off Holyhead, and I swor'n I'd stay a land-pirate after that.

Strangest thing before she downed though, was the Capt'n, youngish fellow, says to me "Johnny, I've got a despatch 'ere says King George gone barking mad!"

Well, I just shrugged an' answered the young salt "Well, everyone knows that already."

And that were the last o' the leaky Weaky.

 

[AMDG]

leaky Weaky.

Not a play on words! Or have I just been hearing about that wikileaks story too much?

 

[Antigone]

You've been wearing my hat again!

It's my hat now. Deal with it.

 

[ScottBot]

Every time you wear someone else's hat, God kills a Domo-kun.

 

[Antigone]

Every time you wear someone else's hat, God kills a Domo-kun.

Yeah, but every time you use the words every time, God creates a Domo-kun, so that all works out.

 

[epiclesis]

I'm cold.

 

[ScottBot]

I'm cold.

Each time you are cold, God kills a domo-kun.

 

[Cat59]

I'm cold.

*Lights the fire and puts the kettle on.....

 

[epiclesis]

hi Cat!!!

how are things?

 

[ScottBot]

*Lights the fire and puts the kettle on.....

Meow

 

[epiclesis]

are you a cat, scott?